It’s a Wonderful Steelers
Yup, gonna be one of those guest comic weeks again, the perils of the holidays and responsibility. You’ll find out some day, youngins. Next year I plan to get a mobile drawing tablet at some point so this is no longer an issue, but until then, we gotta work the hand we’re dealt. You could be the Ravens, and whine about everything, or you could be the Steelers, fresh off a playoff berth and overly self congratulatory every year. STAIRWAY TO SEVEN HURF DERF! PEROGIES AND SHIT. SIDNEY CROSBY.
First off, good job Steelers, you did the thing. The Ravens did not do the thing. The Steelers managed to go this year with only a few games Ben-less and have succeeded in managing to get scary again just in time for the annual “Ben gets clobbered and then throws the game away because he’s braindead” playoff game. I’m thinking divisional round against the Pats. The Ravens are finally out of it, and that’s nice and all, because I have spent this entire season trying to figure out who the Ravens actually are as a team. Are they a defensive team propping up a bad O? Vice Versa? What are the Ravens actually good at? Well, doesn’t matter now.
RIP the Titans and Raiders. Tragic as hell we don’t get playoff Mariota and the Raiders are probably complete toast now with Carr gone. Once again the Pats get basically a free pass to the championship. Get your shit together, AFC. I’m sick of seeing the same damn teams every year. We finally get an exciting new team and the QB dies.
Congrats to the Dolphins as well! You go, Dolphins. You go. Lol the Bills. Rex Ryan gonna be the next Rams head coach, book it.
GOOD JOB CLEVELAND! YOU DID IT!
Are we really getting the Texans/Chiefs in round 1 again? Ugh. Maybe it’ll be fun if the Chiefs play Dontari Poe at QB.
Hope ya’ll had a Merry Christmas, a happy holiday, or whatever you do. And thanks to James Gibson (who has helped me out before) for the cheerful guest comic, much appreciated sir!
I wanna see Buff Dolphins Guy’s reaction to this season game by game.
Happy Holidays, Draw Players.
As a fins fan I can give you a close guess (all are muttered under his breath)
Week 1; @ Seattle: fuck Kenny Stills and holy fuck our offense is shit. But our defense is good
Week 2; @ P*ts: Did we almost comeback from 28 down against new england. Also, Tannehill sucks.
Wk 3; vs Factory of Sadness: We are pure Dogshit and we should have lost to the Browns. THE BROWNS. WITH A 12TH STRING QB, 4TH STRING KICKER, AND FLAMING RIVER. 2-14 here we come.
Wk4; @ Cincy: We made Primetime Dalton look good-ish. That is all.
Wk5; vs. Titans: Wow we’re bad. We’re bad. Here comes a top 5 pick we waste on a druggie who never sees the field.
Wk6; vs. Yinzers: HAI RICKY WILLIAMS. HAI BIG BENS OWIE. HAI LAWRENCE TIMMONS VOMITING.
What do you have against perogies and Sidney Crosby?
#HereWeGo
Pierogies are delicious, but Crosby has become an Eric Lindross superstar – the best in the game when he’s on the ice, but always in the trainer’s room.
True
Chiefs get the #2 seed if they beat the Chargers and the Broncos beat the McGloin Raiders. Go Broncos *vomits*
Many Chiefs fans are brushing their teeth right now.
Speaking of “braindead,” there’s no way the Steelers (#3 seed) face the Pats (#1) in the divisional round.
More to the point, I don’t know if anyone other than the Chiefs and Texans have a good enough pass rush to knock him out. He’s too dumb to know he’s injured unless you really wallop him anyway.
The Steelers are locked in at the #3 seed but the Pats could finish with either the #1 or #2 seed.
Depending on where the Chiefs end up, the Pats’ might not have an easy road to the Championship this time around.
Need the chiefs to win and the raiders to lose. It’s probly gonna happen, so we good.
God dammit why haven’t I made a guest comic yet, I’m gonna do something about that right now
Just need KC to beat SD and the broncos to knock off the raiders, then the AFC is guaranteed to be won by my Pats.
Agreed. I really don’t want to face the Chiefs in the divisional round. They played us last year in Foxborough so they have experience. I doubt they’ll come into our house and lose like that twice.
*aggressively eats pierogies*
WOO BROWNS WON AND MANAGED NOT TO KILL THEIR DRAFT POSITION.
“Hope ya’ll had a Merry Christmas”
Yinz missed a golden opportunity here.
I really love your comics, but having the guest comics are fun too, I hope if you do get a mobile tablet that you still work these in every once in a while somehow.
“sidney crosby” ugh
might be the best draw play comic yet