Injured Reserve Starts A New Season
Welcome back my friend to a new season of Injured Reserve. What should we expect this year? The season premier started strong with the introduction of what is sure to be a favorite character this year, Ryan Tannehill. He comes in with major demons, sure get great laughs, after all, he has to sit and drink away the fact that he’s been replaced with Jay Cutler! Hilarious.
RG3, an Injured Reserve fan favorite, has been given a full time job running the bar he’s so close to, despite not technically being hurt. Will he find a job and have to close the bar? We’ve got interesting storyline possibilities sitting right here.
Many fans are eagerly anticipating the return of the Chargers Booth, everyone’s favorite rag tag group of starters lost for the season. We know they will appear, but who will be in the group this season? Speculation is running rampant.
Who will be the next big surprises of the year?What amazing guest stars will we have show up for a few weeks with non-season ending injuries? Surely Big Ben will stop by for a week or two, maybe at the same time as Gronk! It’ll be the meathead arc. Adrian Peterson will likely join the show again, once contract negotiations go smoothly and his knee turns into a red paste week 5. Jordan Matthews has a cracked sternum now, maybe he ends up at the bar! Sammy Watkins likes to get hurt, maybe we’ll get a sight of a new ram? Andrew Luck has been flirting with IR for some time now, lets get him on the show, I bet he’s a lightweight who is a fun drunk.
Fan theory speculation is running rampant. Lets hear your theories! Who do you think ends up at the bar this year? Who’s ACL gives way? Who dies horribly and reminds us of the horrid brutal nature of football? Who gets drunk and does bar karaoke?
This would be a great show, or at the very least a good league episode.
Cheers
I’ve been to Cleveland, it was gross!
Kaepernick should be running the bar. Everytime a qb walks through the door, he could make a bline right for the bar phone, hoping to get the call, only to be disappointed.
Dave with multiple Dolphins comics in a month, never thought I’d see the day.
I’m pretty sure the Ravens already have a booth reserved for the season. Six season-ending injuries to players who would probably have been starters, Zachary Orr’s “retirement” due to his neck condition, and another three starters nursing injuries of unknown severity.
Wondering how a Ringless Rivers, Injured Reserved crossover would go…..
Is Tannehill so early to reserve a table for the Dolphins?
Having retired recently, I thought Romo would be the guy running the bar instead of RG3.
Or maybe he’s the bartender in charge of the place while he makes RG3 do all the odd jobs and chores? Who knows.
Sam Bradford somehow managed to go the entire last year without a major injury. I’m guessing that he’ll have his own booth by Week 4.
You can put Forrest Lamp in the Chargers booth already. 🙁
Where’s the signed head shot of Brady?
“Thanks for a good time.”
– Tom
Hahahababahaha he’s on the wall of fame
Back in the day Bernard Pollard had his own booth. Of course, he didn’t actually sit in it, he just sent other guys to it.
The way things are going, the Ravens will need their own booth, too. -resumes pounding back bourbon-
As long as no Eagles end up here, I’ll enjoy the ride
we know that Jameis Winston will eventually be here, (FITZBLACKMAGIC)
Re: Your alt-text.
Close. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Injury_Reserve
If you had a band called Injured Reserve you would open yourself up to reviews that said “Physically Unable to Perform”
Quincy Enunwa with a crooked neck could be funny
I’ve found a couple of fonts that combine well to make Miami’s goofy we-can’t-decide-between-curved-and-bevelled-corners numbering. You want?
PRINT THE SHIRTS
The best healthy AFC South qb entering the season is Blake Bortles.
Let that sink in.
Is that Deshaun Watson’s music I hear?
Maybe the referee’s will forget that head to head hits are illegal again, and Cam Newton will end up there.
I was expecting panel #7 to be RG3’s arm pulling off…
So does Bob Sanders own the bar?