Hockey Comix
Hello all – Dave’s hockey watching girlfriend here. Dave’s been fairly busy this past week, and jokingly asked me if I wanted to make a guest comic. He then quickly said that he was joking, and assured me that he wanted me nowhere near his webcomic. But it was too late – I had already fired up MS Paint and created the very squiggly mouse-drawn masterpiece above.
I’m so sorry.
To make up for the art school caliber mouse drawings, here are a few outstanding hockey gifs for all you football fans!
http://i.imgur.com/i1F8VOk.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/aKgKUAB.gif
http://i.imgur.com/cMjq8Jp.jpg
http://d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net/photos/large/839208274.gif?1392475123
Dave Note:
Football will resume on Tuesday and we can put this hockey nonsense back in the cage where it belongs
How he king with n ring?
This would be funny if it wasn’t the rangers… go devils
I was about to say the exact same thing. JERSEY REPRESENT!
Dave looking at that last frame, it appears that you might be dating a polandball. Be careful of any foreign policy issues that come up.
is of bad
Here’s the thing I want to know… did she put in the sexy rexy herself or did Dave add it in after the fact?
I demanded there be a sexy rexy or I wouldn’t allow it to be posted
1 time marcel dareus like yo bj you ever see the mighty ducks lol go back to cold ass buffalo
Hi Dave’s girlfriend! The guy that lives in the apartment next door to me is my buddy for watching football, and he’s also a huge hockey fan. I’m trying to get into hockey so we can watch that together too, but I just can’t figure much out about it, and I just end up lost. Would you be willing to give me an introduction?
All I know is offsides(Speaking of penalties, I looked up what icing means, why is it only called like an eighth of the times it happens?), and outside of that, as far as I can tell, tackling is allowed, but only against the wall, and otherwise it’s basically a free-for-all and whoever can score does?
Gah, when I say “it” in the parenthesis, I’m referring to icing, not offsides. Sorry about that.
Why won’t your football/hockey buddy help you?
He’s visiting family this week, so I thought it’d be a nice surprise to actually be able to talk to him about hockey when he gets back.
I really want to like hockey but there’s no local team to support up here in Seattle and Canucks fans are awful human beings so I’m kinda stuck.
I saw some hockey during the Olympics, but as an Australian NHL never gets coverage so I haven’t got a chance to get into it so I’m kinda stuck too.
I’m confused as to how Canucks fans can be “awful human beings” if the Canucks are, in fact, stationed in Canada, the center of politeness and maple syrup.
The first American team to win the Stanley Cup? Seattle Metropolitans, 1917.
I love the “Die Maple Leafs” GIF.
LOL “Lame-gers”. Nice comic!
Hockey is my second favorite sport so I found this to be quite delightful lol. Kudos. Loved that first hockey gif.
i think Dave’s girlfriend should kill Dave and take over his webcomic more often!
What is this hockey?? Why is there so much ice on the floor? Why are those guys running with lethal weapons on their feet? And why are allowed to punch each other without the ref ejecting them from the game? This concept is foreign me down here in Houston, Tx
By not immediately shitting on the Flyers, it implies you think a Philadelphia team is not shitty. So basically, you think the Eagles are not shitty. Your Chip Kelly Fat Head is no doubt in the mail.
Girlfriend wrote the comic, not me, Philly can burn
You had a responsibility, and you let New York down.
How does anyone like Football and not like Hockey? Your boyfriend is broken.
I like hockey well enough but can’t muster the energy to actually follow it
Is it just me or do you and your girlfriend like New York teams?
Well considering Dave has said before that he’s a Giants fan…
Same here. Watching the Broons in 2011 was fun, but following a whole season? That’s like 80 games!
Can someone tell me where the Sexy is? Is that it in Dave’s beard?
Wait hold up somebody likes Phil Kessel??? in other news let’s go rangers
I dont get it.
Rangers Inferior, Flyers Superior
:smuggo:
oh god. phil the thrill. he is everywhere
Go Barons! Wait… Go Crusaders! Wait… Go Monsters! And take the Gladiators with you!!!
Go screw yourself with that last gif Dave’s GF. I WILL FOREVER HATE YOU AND ALL OF CANADA FOR THAT
That isn’t Canada in the last GIF, it’s the game against Russia. On behalf of all the hockey fans here…please never watch hockey again #Amateurhour
man i dont know bout this hockey isnt my thing for real tho you never see a brother out there with ice dancing shoes
Hockey! Go go Black and Gold! Boston Bruins am byth!
Well, at least she put in a Sexy Rexy.
Hockey comix! Go Ovechkin and the not-Ovechkins! Much as I hate the Rags, that King Henry really earns his paycheck every time I see him play.
I like the style of this; it reminds me of Toaster Beef’s “Too Much Mustard”
Rangers= lame
As a Penguins fan I’d say the same.