He Khalil Macc and He Attacc
I knew Khalil Mack was good but I’m honestly glad he’s on the resurgent Bears now because he seems like he’s getting the recognition he deserved in Oakland. Of course, part of that is due to the circumstances that landed him on the Bears, but still. Mack is a force, the Bears defense is probably this year’s playoffs nightmare matchup, and everything is fun. Except Oakland. The Raiders aren’t fun.
I honestly think the Bears are big Super Bowl favorites. There is always the one team with a killer defense and a mediocre offense that makes it farther than people expect. The Ravens. The Giants. The Broncos. Hell even the Colts vs the Bears in 2006 was between a team that finally found a defense when it mattered (Colts) and the best defense in the league (Bears). The Rams are the well oiled offensive machine and the Saints seem like the strongest all-around team in the conference, but something about the Bears feels right. This feels like a team that, if Mitch Trubisky decides to pull a playoff Eli/Flacco, this team could just march into the big game and win it. They really are that close. Coach Matt Nagy deserves respect around his name. Between him and Anthony Lynn on the Chargers we have some quality competition for Coach of the Year.
If we could have a sort of “worst coach of the year” award Gruden would certainly be the favorite. On one, very very small hand, I sort of respect that he’s committed to making the team his way. Jettison everything, plan for the long term, deal with the suck in the meantime as you tear it all down. He ousted Reggie McKenzie and soon Reggie’s work will be mostly gone. Hell the Raiders may not even be playing in Oakland next season. I think I’ve gone on record before in stating that they should embrace the Mad Max look and just become road warriors, never playing at home and always traveling on a big fancy bus.
Comic updates: This is that stressful stupid time of year where a lot of shit is going on (including travel), so expect a lot of checkdowns in the next couple of weeks. Hopefully a few regulars will be involved, but I don’t expect things to have a regular schedule until 2019. I might just do a bunch of extra checkdowns to keep up.
Dave you saw the butt-sack right? https://streamable.com/20frg
Seems like your kind of thing. I was expecting that to be the punchline here, lol.
More importantly every headline today was “Khalil Mack gets sack using only his back” which would’ve fit your rhyme scheme
Did Spriggs get half a sack for that one?
As a Broncos fan, I am so, so happy Khalil Mack is in Chicago.
As a Bronco’s fan, that may be the only thing you’re happy about this season.
This season , Von Miller rhymes with Non Killer (of Quarterbacks)
There’s a decent amount of positivity available in Denver actually. Miller and Chubb combined for the best year out of any sack duo and Lindsay is probably the second most exciting new running back after Barkley. Sure, we’re a crappy team this year but there’s enough to be excited about our potential as long as we get a new head coach and Elway manages to pick a good quarterback for the first time in his management career.
As a Browns fan I’m so happy we got the right Chubb.
Lol you could have gotten Baker Mayfield AND Saquon Barkley… BUT NO… you had to have Denzel Ward. As a Browns enthusiast, it was just another example of bad drafting
Edit: Chubb is actually decent, not trying to rip into him. Just wanted to point out you could have had the next Emmit Smith and your franchise quarterback
Yes, God forbid they should have drafted a guy who’s been getting the Deion Sanders treatment as a rookie since week 3 and a running back who’s going to come in third in the OROY vote instead of wasting a top five pick on a luxury.
Also, he’s a rookie Pro Bowler and won the fan vote. But yeah, terrible draft pick. I’d much rather have the high usage offensive weapon who’s middle of the pack in both DVOA and success rate despite his gaudy raw stats and entirely defeats the purpose of the rookie wage scale by being one of the highest paid players at his position despite being on a fully guaranteed rookie contract for a position that’s notorious for producing one year wonders for high usage players.
Lmao someone gets salty often
Khalil Mack , on the Attack, on a Yak , getting a Sack , on a Quarterback, whilst reading a paperback, and listening to an 8-track, singing knick knack paddywhack, in Iraq.
If you could get all of that into a single frame, you would be the greatest comic artist known to man.
Too much! I’m gonna have to give you some flak.
I appreciate that you left out him listening to Nickleback
I thought it was accepted that was the 8-Track
put it all in a paper sack, then have dinner at Outback
Khalil Mack making fat stacks
Look at this photograck…
All that while watching a movie by Jack Black
Khalil Mack’s pack of crack sack jacks have a knack for the quarterback whack.
With a fanny pack
Were I a Bears fan I would totally steal the drawing of Khalil Mack joyously riding a yak for something. Maybe my fantasy team logo next year?
If the Bears makes it to the SB, they could be my pick. The Raiders probably did Mack a favor by trading him, I mean look at the Raiders…their offensive line made the Giants line look somewhat All Pro caliber. It won’t be long before Derek ends up like his brother if this continues.
“It won’t be long before Derek ends up like his brother”
Rich having been overpaid by a franchise desperate for a decent QB that is willing to overlook his obvious flaws?
That’s already happened.
The bad part I meant, before getting to the good part where he becomes a backup with the Giants in a decade from now and wins a ring…when I think about it, maybe that’s not a bad thing after all.
O-Line woes, thy name is Tom Cable.
I agree, Gruden is the worst coach of the year, but I’m thinking of the other Gruden…..
This team quit on Gruden when Smith got hurt, even before Colt got hurt. He’s lost the locker room, and he lost the fanbase 2-3 years ago. It’s time to go. Get this clown the fuck out of here.
Didnt you just beat the Jags? With a QB who hasnt played football in 4 years? Arent you 7-7 and still in the hunt for both the division and the Wildcard?
Calling for his head when he’s dragged the team back into contention with no offense whatsoever is the kind of thing I expect from Cowgirls fans.
PS : The Fanbase have been shit upon by Dan Snyder for so long that any HC is looked upon with Disdain for even taking the job. Just bear in mind that the Niners said this exact shit when they had Harbaugh and in the end he went back to College, took a shitload of cash, and the Niners tanked so fast they made Usain Bolt look like Spice Adams.
*The 4-10 Jags led by the great Cody Kessler.
Also Harbaugh actually had reasonably success. What has Gruden done for the Skins?
And how has he dragged the team back into contention with no offense? Our offense was seriously underperforming. The talent was there. The coaching wasn’t.
Gruden in San Fran reminds me of McDaniels in Denver. “Burn it all down, remake it in your own image” tends to create losing football teams.
In LA, dammit. Shouldn’t be commenting at 4 am I guess…
Well, LA is still wrong.
Sacramento dammit.
St Peter feels bad for BDG missing the Miracle, so he sends him back to earth in time for whatever the hell that was vs Minnesota.
*BLAM BLAM*
That was no match. Back on the Frauds side of that fine, fine aqua line.
Please Dave, Please!
You have to make a comic about Josh Rosen being in hell.
I don’t have faith in playoff virgins so not buying the Bears as contenders this year.
Same reason why I wasn’t confident in the Rams last year
Were you not confident in the Eagles either?
“Playoff virgins” is my new favorite phrase.
he dont run into peoples butt crack
(I just had to make a butt fumble joke my username forces me)
He Macc
You should consider making a comic about the passing yards title curse, it seems jinxed.
“This is that stressful stupid time of year where a lot of shit is going on (including travel), so expect a lot of checkdowns in the next couple of weeks. Hopefully a few regulars will be involved, but I don’t expect things to have a regular schedule until 2019. I might just do a bunch of extra checkdowns to keep up.”
Do what you need to do. It’s OK to put yourself first, we love your work but you’re not our slave 🙂
Mack does back sack