Happy Halloween!
Annual Joe Buck Halloween Horrors! I wanted to make a full comic but I seem to have come down with something and I was lucky to make it out of bed this morning.
Honestly, as much as I hate Joe Buck, I think I might hate Phil Simms more now simply because we are subjected to him two automatically days a week thanks to Thursday Night Football. I can usually dodge him on Sundays but I can’t escape him on Thursdays. Phil Simms is the worst.
But Joe Buck is still the scariest and when it came out that he almost lost his voice and career over Hair Plug addictions I couldn’t help but laugh my ass off. I can understand most addictions but lol @ Hair Plugs. Hair plugs. Joe Buck is literally Tobias from Arrested Development. Yeah, even the part where his body starts to fail because of the hair plugs.
It’s funny. When Joe wore glasses many and many a moon ago, I liked him a hell of of a lot more than I do now. The looks thing is kinda true: it gave him an appearance of authority and gravitas that fit his voice better than his current look does.
Right now he is a pain to listen to on the World Series and a really biased towards the Cubs. His dad would be rolling in his grave if he heard his son rooting for the Cubs.
Five Nights At Sexy Rexy’s.
That isn’t scary, that’s a lot of fun
Joe Buck is so fucking biased towards the Cubs
GO INDIANS!!! 2 AWAY!!
Update: ONE WIN AWAY
And Cubs are 2 wins away from sinking Cleveland back into the mire of self-loathing and contempt where it belongs.
Tom Brady isn’t the GOAT.
Truth
Why
Big Ben asks for Brady’s jersey…… I mean, come on….How friggin awesome is that? How can that not be a comic?
because players swap jerseys all the time and Ben is brain damaged
ME BEN HAS BRAIN?
Some Indians fans made a wedding registry for Joe Buck and Kyle Schwarber on the Cubs
https://www.bedbathandbeyond.com/store/giftregistry/view_registry_guest.jsp?pwsToken=&eventType=Wedding®istryId=543917460&pwsurl=
Well, this guy will have one claim to fame when he dies: he was passionately hated by fans of two different sports. Not many people can say that.
I should’ve said claim to infamy, not claim to fame. Lol.
Spooky
Not the scariest Joe Buck I’ve seen
Can Phil Simms just start doing 1-aa college football games on cbs sports network and leave the nfl alone
Was the addiction thing serious? How can you have more than one or two treatments?
“Joe you already have a full head of hair”
“Then swap the stuff on top with the stuff on the side”