Happy 4th of July
Jul04
on July 4, 2017
at 12:01 am
We’ve had a lot of international discussion in the comic recently. That can all go go hell. AMERICA HOO RAH HELL YEAH LETS BLOW THINGS UP
On this day, 2 years ago, JPP’s fingers got tired of being oppressed by the strong arm of the man. They wanted freedom. They started a war and succeeded. Today we celebrate that moment, our greatest achievement. Today we celebrate FINGER INDEPENDENCE DAY.
Finger-pendence Day has a better ring tbh
That’s all I came to the comments to say
“ring”
That… doesn’t really look like Odell. And since when does JPP also have that yellow hair
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I think that’s now part of the Giants dress code.
He hasn’t handled the Wild Card game well.
OBJ looks like skinny Jerome Bettis with his hair on fire.
His beard is amazing
HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMERICA
Well now you’ve brought up an interesting point, why do so many Giant players dye the top of their head yellow and shave the sides?
Don’t scare Eli omg
I’m pretty sure you could scare Elisha by playing peekaboo with him
Why does Odell look like he went homeless for a month
There are an awful lot of football players this applies to…
I can think of Mark Herzlich and that’s it
All JPP finger detonation jokes aside, I think he really is sincere with his firework safety psa, he knows best now how being a cocky fool while handling fireworks can be extremely dangerous, a mistake that will mark him for the rest of his life and nearly cost him his career…
No Eli, no rocket pop… I don’t even know why I’m here… MORE DOOFUS ELI!
I find your lack of Eli and his rocket pops disturbing