Hail to the Redskins
Apr26
on April 26, 2014
at 12:01 am
2011. Cowboys and Giants in a must win week 17 game. Win and playoffs. Lose and go home. Dallas goes home 8-8.
2012. Cowboys and Redskins in a must win week 17 game. Win and playoffs. Lose and go home. Dallas goes home 8-8
2013. Cowboys and Eagles in a must win week 17 game. Win and playoffs. Lose and go home. Dallas goes home 8-8
This year, the Redskins are officially my pick for NFC East champions.
They play the Patriots in the preseason on my birthday. Football is never on on my birthday, even preseason, I’ll take it!
Yeah. Poor Tony Romo. He’s not bad, but as much as he isn’t bad, neither is he good, you know? I don’t like the Cowboys and I don’t know why, being a Patriots fan. It would be nice to see the Redskins back in the playoffs, after last season…
Dave,
Is this just your hatred of the Cowboys coming through?
I officially died of laughter not because of RG3’s face in the first panel, but because they be celebrating
His lip went from non-existent to bulbous quickly.
I hate the Cowboys, but I really, really hope one day Tony Romo gets on a hot streak at the right time just like Flacco did in 2012 and Eli did in 2011, and brings Dallas a ring. Poor guy’s one of the best underdog stories in the league once you take out the fact he’s playing for Dallas, and I’d love to see him win a ring and get the monkey off his back. I might be a little more sympathetic this year because he was a big part of me winning my fantasy league last year(Sorry Dave!)
Come to Houston and Funsling to Andre Johnson, Romo.
If Houston got Romo, they’d be superbowl favorites in an instant. Romo’s great for three quarters and 13 minutes of the fourth, but you’re doomed if he has to have the ball in his hands at the end of the game. There are few better closers in the league than Arian Foster. Couple that with a receiver just about as good as Dez Bryant – even if Dez is on the upturn and Andre’s going downhill soon – a great #2 in Hopkins, and a defense people forget how good it was when it actually had a decent offense backing it up, and they’d crush most of the AFC.
No no no! I feel for TR and would be mildly content for him to win a Lombardi, but NOT with Dallas! Because Jerry Jones would take all the credit and that would throw the force off balance. It must not–cannot–happen.
The “Sexy Rexy” on the bottom of the Redskins schedule initially looked like “Very Easy.”
It’s a good thing that you’re forced to play a divisional game in Week 17. Otherwise we’d somehow end up with the Chargers winning the NFC East eventually.
Congrats on an original joke that has never been told before, Dave.
…but it’s funny every time!
Man, to have all that talent and only manage 8 wins every year while losing the last game of the season to just barely miss the playoffs… what’s worse than that? Hint: last year they went 4-12. Before that, 5-11. Before that, 4-12. Before that, 5-11. Before that, 5-11. Before that, 4-12. Before that, 10-6 BUT STILL MISSED THE PLAYOFFS.
See week of sadness #2.
It’s good to be able to plan my drinking binges to forget my pain months in advance.
Dave.
You know you’re a Giants fan right?
http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/why-i-no-longer-play-fantasy-football/
I just wanted to say something to defend my Cowboy pride…
but it’s just…
Goddammit
http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c27/Trippyy/Vesti/waitasecond.jpg
The best part of this, Dave? I linked this to my mother and a friend. My mother is a Cowboys fan.
I’m a Steelers fan. So I get some sick joy out of this. 🙂
In my family, we’re all Cowboys, save for a few sides. My father’s family are Steelers fans (pretty sure that’s why they divorced) and my aunt married someone from Pittsburgh. IT TEARS OUR FAMILY APART.
Annnnnnnnnnnnnnd you were wrong! 🙂