Game of Sexy Thrones
When Kyle Shanahan was OC of the Texans there was a particular backup QB on the team. When Kyle bent the knee to lord Shanahan and King Snyder in the District of Columbia he took his sworn sword RG3. The True RG3. But Lord Shanahan and King Snyder played the game of Sexy Thrones, and instead backed a usurper who took the name RG3 as well. But Robert was never the warrior the Dragon was. Yet Lord Shanahan placed the true dragon in the warden’s tent, sitting on the bench and tending to nothing but a weary old playbook. A playbook with very few deep routes. A dragon should not be confined to such displeasure.
It took the passing of seasons for Lord Shanny to find the failure in his choices, but it was too late for him to rectify his error. Shanny is going to get beheaded soon, and Sir Kyle must find his way. His sword bannerman Grossman will depart with him, I hope, because I want to see some goddamn Sexy Rexy passes in NFLsteros before Winter comes.
Brace yourselves, an NFC playoff bracket that runs through Seattle is coming.
Oh my god! The last panel! Was you smoking crack or something? Either way, it’s pretty damn awesome!
I see a sexy rexy, but I don’t see Sexy Rexy written anywhere
That’s because Rexy got Sexy written through him like a stick o’ rock.
This is one of your best ever!
I still have my Bears Grossman jersey and wear it whenever he gets some field action.
I hope to see the true RGIII in action soon.
Here’s hoping the Cowboys or Giants can muster a pass rush that eliminates Cousins from standing in the dragons way.
Best
Comic
Ever
If your last name isn’t Shanahan I will probably cry
A true gem. Easily top ten of the year. Hey….. we should pick a top ten fave strips of the year!! Dave, you go first!!!!
The only way mike can save his job is to realese the beast that is Sexy Rexy Grossman.
He’s the OG RGIII
I see Sexy Rexy but where didja write the hidden Sexy Rexy?
Does anyone else notice that the dragon in the banner looks like Trogdor? “And Sexy Rexy comes in the NIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!”
Throwin’ deep on the countryside, throwin’ deep on the peasants…
Goin’ deep on the countryside, goin’ deep on the peasants…
Usurper!
@The Burninator… YUP. That’s definitely a trogdor. Burninating the peasants… and their thatched roof COTTAAGGGEEES. THATCHED ROOF COTTAGEEEEESSSSSS.
THE PROPHECY HAS COME TRUE!