Fraud Eagles Fraud
I want to open this blog post with the ever-present and needed acknowledgment that reaching a Super Bowl is very hard and an achievement in itself. Not only do you have to have excellent players and coaching all performing at the top of their game, you also need a solid combination of health and luck to push you over the top.
But going into this season it was very hard to not view the Eagles as very obvious favorites for, at minimum, championship contention. The NFC as a whole was not viewed strongly with only the 49ers or maybe the Cowboys seen as threats to easy Eagles domination. They kept most of their roster intact and added even more Georgia studs in the draft. They did lose both coordinators, but the fans only seemed bummed about losing Steichen. Hurts got locked up long-term and there was no real reason to think that the Eagles wouldn’t again cruise. It was very irritating.
If you look at their record this year, you’d think they had a pretty good year and maybe just befell the problem I mentioned at the very beginning: winning a SB is hard. Teams face unexpected challenges and not everything is as easy as you’d expect. After all the Chiefs, the team who beat them last year, are also having a somewhat rough go of things this year. But the Eagles feel off in very ominous ways.
For one thing: Steichen was an extremely obvious loss. I thought Steichen was a good hire to begin with and he’s done more than prove that he should be getting far more credit than national media seems to give him. I’ve seen very little discussion about what he’s managed to do in Indianapolis this year but he deserves coach of the year nods for getting them possibly to the playoffs with Minshew starting most of the season. He’s being overshadowed by the more obvious miracle in Houston but he might be the very reason Houston doesn’t go to the playoffs.
In Steichen’s place the Eagles have regressed significantly on offense. Here’s Brett Kollman doing a good film breakdown of how bad it is. They can still score points, especially against bad teams, but everything is just falling apart. The run game (which should be their bread and butter with Hurts and that line) is terrible. The passing game essentially seems to boil down to hoping AJ Brown just wins his matchup, which he will often do, but not every time. Brian Johnson cannot call plays at all. Sirianni, who didn’t call plays to begin with, also doesn’t seem very good at game-planning and woeful at adjusting.
The defense is just as bad. None of the Philly fans seemed bothered by losing Johnathan Gannon to Arizona. The defense was the failure point for the Super Bowl loss and the weaker of the two units last year. This year…it got worse. Gannon’s skill as a coach remains to be seen after he endured a rebuild lost year in Arizona but he showed genuine promise and just this weekend he took his Cardinals into Philly and won, handing the Eagles one of the worst losses of the year.
Starting the year, Sean Desai was DC. He had little experience at the position, just one season under Matt Nagy’s Bears. He did nothing special with the unit and the Eagles quietly and confusingly replaced him a couple weeks ago…with Matt Patricia? That Matt Patricia? The Patriots Way guy who Nick Foles ate for breakfast in the Super Bowl in 2017 and then ruined Detroit, got exposed as a rapist, went back to New England to poorly run the offense, and then ended up as an assistant tucked away somewhere in the building? That Matt Patricia? You will be shocked to learn the defense did not improve during his weeks at the helm, letting Tyrod Taylor lead a respectable comeback attempt and then letting the Cardinals hang 35 on them without punting.
Looking back at the schedule this year, some red flags pop up. They were squeaking by in a lot of wins, even against bad teams like the Commanders and Patriots. They lost to the Jets. They barely beat the Cowboys in round 1 and then got shellshocked in round 2. The 49ers rematch that started this noticeable skid was a destruction. A quick glance in Eagles fan spaces and you will see some panic and frustration and even calling for Sirianni’s head in some places. They are 11-5 as of writing and locked into the playoffs.
Obviously this is all absurd. Sirianni has reached the playoffs 3 times in 3 years with a Super Bowl appearance. He’s in no danger even with a regression this year. It would actually be wild to me to see Howie Roseman fire two separate Eagles coaches shortly after reaching a SB. I guess all Sirianni needs to do is get in a power struggle first. But the team should have been trending well this season and they are falling apart at the worst moment. AJ Brown is apparently causing drama now and is at odds with the coaching. DeVonta Smith hurt his ankle. The defense is being accused of not trying. The seams are stretching to their limits and if they lose to the Giants (even resting starters, as many expect) and then get immediately bounced in the playoffs, we could see some heat.
Lastly, and I can not stress this enough: Good. You love to see it.
Legit thought that was Duane Heydt in his downtime there. Dude is dodgy as all kinds of fuck.
In so many ways, the Tush Push is emblematic of why I dislike the Eagles. The play is stupid-simple and widly-effective. You have to give props to the team because it wouldn’t work so much if PHI didn’t have the great personnel that it does. It just sucks to watch, and sucks to hear smug Philly fans celebrate it like it’s some genius anime secret move. Oh, what I would give to see the looks on the faces in the stadium if that were ever stopped at the edge of the endzone.
I know I’m probably just a salty MN fan who’s still bemoaning the Eagles bouncing us in the 2017 NFC Championship game, but I really hate the Eagles. I don’t like their fans. I don’t like their coach. I don’t like the fact that they’ve drafted so seemingly well without really having to try. I clearly don’t like the Tush Push. I’m as green with envy as those dope Kelly Green throwback jerseys. This is why I’m so happy that things have started to fall apart. Those same Philly fans who could so smugly point out how obviously great their team was on paper have to contend with the fact that they just aren’t as good as they thought, and the rest of us that they spent all year punching down on can laugh back. Sometimes it’s nice for parity to hit someone who deserves it right in the face. Then all of us who are out of the playoffs (or soon to be out of the playoffs) can have something to root for still!
This is so correct. Throw in the whining about betting odds going into the niners game and then proceeding to get pasted.
All I want is for the tush push to fail at the 1 yard line and for the color commentator to quip “butt stuffed”.
I don’t get Philly fans bragging about it. Josh Allen has been getting pushed on QB sneaks for the last half a decade, and before him Brady had a good QB sneak technique as well. It’s not like they invented it
Yes! Philly sports fans are just awful in general. Eagles fans act like the vast majority of their franchise history hasn’t been dismal failure, or coming oh so close only to blow it. They win one Super Bowl and they act like they’re a dynasty. They clearly need to be reminded what suffering feels like. Maybe a decade in NFL purgatory will deflate their egos a little bit. And I say that as someone who grew up watching an actual football dynasty, only to watch it all die when I came of age. I still remember that last glorious night where Steve Young asked for someone to take the monkey off his back. If only 12 year-old me knew that we wouldn’t see the likes of that again for another 30 years. I’m really hoping this is our year. I’m cautiously optimistic, but I’ve seen the Niners choke at the finish line enough to not ever feel confident in it. I don’t know how fans of other teams can have so much bravado when they’ve never actually done anything in ages (see Cowboys fans).
Out here, we’re close to 3000 miles away from Philly, and the transplanted Eagles fans here feel a bit more tolerable. LA isn’t really a football town though, so I think that the average fan being a little less invested helps.
I hate the tush push, because it’s a simple leverage equation. Don’t allow players to push the QB, if backs can’t push the DL. I get that it’s considered dangerous if everyone scrums.
In the words of one El Duderino: I fucking hate the Eagles, man.
Perfect last line!
The Eagles coach has one of the most smug, punchable faces I have seen in my life.
All team fans can also relate that the Eagles got an easy schedule last year, played a Giants team with an inflated record and then played an SF team without Purdy, or Jimmy G. And it looked like they would luck out again, getting by in the skin of their teeth against KC and Buffalo and playing in an easy conference.
. until getting bodyslammed by SF. They haven’t really recovered, looking soft against Seattle, Dallas and Arizona.
I always thought Hurts had a punchable face, then I saw Sirianni. What an immensely hateable person.
I hate using the “easy schedule” excuse because you can only win the games you’re scheduled to play. That’s not their fault, that’s just how it goes. But it was OBVIOUS that the Eagles had among the easiest paths to the Super Bowl….maybe ever? It’s not saying that they’re bad, or even undeserving, but it definitely doesn’t gel with their whole “We’re underdogs who do everything the hard way. We scrap for everything” mentality.
I had to endure nearly a year of trash talk from Eagles fans following the NFC Championship game. Called me a crybaby for daring to suggest that the game would have at least been competitive if we had a healthy Brock Purdy under center. Fast forward to December 3rd. After a slow start by the Niners offense, they beat the brakes off the Eagles. Six straight drives ending in touchdowns. All in the Eagles’ own building, the scene of last year’s tragedy. It was sweet sweet revenge. But what makes it even sweeter is the fact that the Niners took their souls in that game. Philly has never recovered from that loss. They’ve won a single game since then (and only just barely), and all their vitriol has turned inward. Like you said, YOU LOVE TO SEE IT!
The only downside is that their slide into oblivion has allowed the Dallas Cowboys to feel like they’ve won something. Hopefully the playoffs bring them back down to Earth. I’m rooting hard for a 49ers vs Ravens rematch, but failing that I would love to see Lions vs Browns and have one of those historic losers finally reach the promised land. If the Browns do it by eliminating the Ravens, that would be even sweeter.
Read this morning (offhandedly Eagles related)…
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Jeff Bell @4WhomJBellTolls
The Atlanta Falcons range of outcomes in Week 18:
A win and Bucs loss: NFC South Champs hosting the Eagles round 1.
A loss and Jets beating the Patriots: the 8th pick in the draft.
*internal screaming
Howie is as much to blame for the defensive woes as anyone else. He *sucks* at drafting defense, Jalen Carter notwithstanding. Ignoring the 2023 draft, which is still too new, the only defensive player he’s drafted in the past 5+ years that has made any real impact is Jordan Davis… who hit a wall several weeks ago.
Several young, talented players that the Eagles obtained through non-draft ways – such as TJ Edwards and CJ Gardner Johnson – Howie basically let walk out of the building for nothing. So they have a defense where most of the players are either older and slower, or (near-)rookies, but with no depth to cover things like, oh, injuries or tiredness. (And the Eagles haven’t valued the LB position at all since halfway through the Andy Reid era, hence why they have guys there that they apparently pulled off of car dealer lots.)
There is absolutely nothing about this last month of Eagles football that doesn’t make me so disgusted I want to violently vomit out my own internal organs.
I despise watching this current Eagles team so much that my vision gets blurry, and I can’t tell if it’s from tears of sadness, tears from manic laughter, or from my unyielding rage.
Part of me hopes the Eagles just get BTFO in the wild card round so coaching changes happen. Please fire Brian Johnson and Matt Patricia into the sun.
They could still easily make the Super Bowl if the niners falter. Tom Brady is right, this year reeks of mediocrity. The 1 seeds are the only teams that feel legit, maybe the Bills since they’re undefeated since Sean McDermott’s Al-Qaeda ties were made public.
Don’t let the funny Sirianni guy distract you from the fact that Howie forgot to add the important ingredients of linebackers and safeties yet AGAIN.
Told ya the Eagles would suck this year! I love em, but it was clear they were gonna suck.