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I was trying to come up with another set of Drake Maye puns, this time focused on his last name, when this one particular suggestion by a discord member got stuck in my head. So now here you go. Drake Maye is from henceforth now cannonically a masochist. You thought the Patriots O-line was terrible last year? Nope. He purposefully audibled into the wrong blocking schemes so that he’d get sacked more. He gets a thrill from it. Drake Maye likes it. He specifically requested the Pats go out and sign Stefon Diggs because he knows Stefon is a diva headcase who is likely to yell at him. He wants to be yelled at.

Jerod Mayo got fired because he did not want to feed into Drake’s masochism. He felt Maye should just play football like a normal quarterback. But Drake has…needs. Mike Vrabel can provide those needs. He can provide the defensive schemes that thrill Drake so. He can provide the angry abrasive locker room presence that keeps Drake in line.

Here have another Drake Maye that a Drake Maye fan made for me. You know who you are.