Don’t Care Bear Leaves Bearland
The Cutler Era is finally over in Chicago. 8 years. 8 years! It feels like just yesterday Josh McDaniels was taking a huge dump all over the Broncos and Cutler came into Chicago a hero. A semi-local hero who grew up a Bears fan, an actual starting caliber QB with all kinds of potential, just a few years off a Super Bowl run. The Bears were looking up! Who cared if he had a dumb punchy dough face? Bear Down Baby!
Then he hurt his knee in the NFCCG and had the audacity to smile on the sidelines for some unknown reason and all of Chicago turned on him because as we’ve seen with Cam Newton, these players get to play a game but god forbid they ever seem happy about it. One must SUFFER and take lumps like MEN and any display of EMOTION other than GRIT DETERMINATION is BAD. If you display CONFIDENCE or SHOW OFF IN ANY WAY you are SCUM who deserves NOTHING BUT SCORN FOREVER. The media’s immediate treatment of Cutler for that game turned me into a Cutler fan instantly. His “Fuck off” attitude persona that became a meme later was the other reason. I love characters. Cutler is a billion times more interesting than Joe Lineman who has all the grit and determination ever, which makes him more entertaining, which in turn makes my watching of him more fun.
Cutler was the best QB Chicago has ever had, even though he was basically average. He was hamstrung by bad coaching, frequent coaching changes, an angry fanbase, and probably the measles since his kids aren’t vaccinated since he married a California reality show bimbo who doesn’t understand how science works. It looks like he’s going to the Jets as of my writing this so that’ll be hilarious. Chicago replaced him with Mike “The Neck” Glennon. A man who looks like a giraffe, a grey alien, and napoleon dynamite got freaky. He’s not very good. The Bears offense is going to be hot garbage next year and I’m going to enjoy the realization slowly happening among bitter Bears fans that Cutler really wasn’t really the problem.
I don’t know if Don’t Care Jet has the same ring to it, so who knows how this is gonna go. I’ll miss Don’t Care Bear.
NO NOT THE DON’T CARE BEAR
Yeah sure Cutler’s just like Cam, except for the part where like half the media scrambles over themselves to defend Cam and pulls the race card if you disagree. Also Cutler has been a sore loser who nevertheless made fun of opponents after winning.
Shit, I meant Cam has been a sore loser. I’ve never seen Cutler give a shit whether they won or lost.
Don’t Fret Jet?
Nice!
“The Bears offense is going to be hot garbage next year and I’m going to enjoy the realization slowly happening among bitter Bears fans that Cutler really wasn’t really the problem.”
You do realize Cutler barely outplayed Hoyer and Barkley, right?
Probably because the team was a dumpster fire and no one was going to play terribly well on it
Also Cutler wasn’t good as much as he simply wasn’t as bad as Bears fans wanted him to be and he definitely quit caring by the end
People also hated him because he was an ostentatious dbag who liked to throw insults around at people who didn’t insult him in the first place. He also didn’t care about others. Like legitimately did. not. care.
You could draw the Don’t Care Bear who has lazily painted himself Jet Green.
I’d kind of like that.
Cutler as the Don’t Care Bear is so funny, in a weird sort of way. I hope Dave keeps drawing him in this way, with just a mild reference to his new team slapped lazily on like an afterthought.
Don’t Fret Jet
New Gus Bus?
I think Cutler gets a bad rap. Is he a great QB? Not really, but i think his character is mostly made up by fans.
Joe Flacco has all the same blank human qualities as Cutler. They couldn’t look more detached from the world. But if you listen to them mic’d up there’s alot of personality and humor there.
I remember when he got fired up and yelled at one of his Oline guys and people got mad at him. All of a sudden he’s trying to be a leader and its wrong. Great QBs yell at their team all the time and no one cares, but Cutler wasn’t allowed to.
Flacco just looks like he’s wondering how flies can stick to walls though, whereas Cutler has the same expression as a toddler who wasn’t allowed his afternoon nap.
The best was when he was caught on camera saying “tell Martz, I said Fuck you”
Those wins and record amount of National Championships (before the Super Bowl era) are all thanks to Poppa Bear George Halas, a man whose name should have been on the Super Bowl trophy…but I degress.
The Bears organization he headed was innovative, unpredictable, and fielded a ferocious defense with an unstoppable running game to compliment. Before the Offense first style of NFL we have now, ground and Pound with unyeilding Defense is how championships were won and no one did it better than George Halas.
It’s just too bad his neice enherited the team and is more concerned with the team remaining a revenue generator instead of a championship generator.Why not? I do believe Martz almost got him killed against the Giants…or does no one remem er the record setting 9 QB sacks in the first half and Cutler leaving the game with his first concussion? Hell! For his own safety, they took him out because he was calling plays not realizing he was talking to the Giants D, not his offense.
I’ll miss Cutler and I’ll miss the Don’t Care Bear!
Ride off into the sunset, don’tcarebear
The Bears are free. 😀
Cutler needs to go to Cleveland.
What, and ruin the Geno Smf deal we’re working on?
He would effectively turn the factory of sadness into the factory of apathy/no vaccinations
I can see him going to Arizona in a year or two to fit the bill as one of those old fart QBs going for a second wind.
As a lifelong Bears fan born and raised in Chicago, it always pains me to see just how stupid Bears fans can be about Chicago Football. The city relishes in the nostalgia of the 85 Bears and Iron Mike Ditka but know very little about how the game has changed and what it takes to win a championship these days. It also doesn’t help that the media just LOOOOOOOOVES click baity storys and will make one up if there’s nothing to report.
Don’t Care Bear was created by the media and many of the dumb trades Ryan Pace has made were partially to the fault of the media fanning the flames of a narrative that hamstrung his ability to properly negotiate roster moves.
I really believe Cuter would have been traded had the media not yelled at the top of their lungs, “There’s zero chance Cutler is on the roster next season.” or “Brandon Marshall has talked his way out of Chicago’s graces.” or “Bennett is a cancer and Pace knows it!!!”
When other teams already know what you’re going to do, or believe that they do, you have zero leverage… It’s just too bad Ryan Pace is too stupid to do something they weren’t expecting (like keep Cutler on the roster) and then use him as trade bait once the narrative has changed and he had some leverage to deal with.
Lots of things were/are wrong with the Bears.
Cutler wasn’t a solution to any of them. Cutler could probably be a winner in a well-managed franchise like Flacco is in Baltimore. But no way is he going to pull a shiatstorm like Chicago together.
Chicago would be the next Cleveland, but Cleveland won’t stop being horrible.
It’s pretty amazing that the Bears have the most regular season wins of any franchise (744) without ever having an elite QB. (Green Bay is only 14 wins behind and will likely pass them in the next 3 seasons if they don’t turn their act around.)
Though, Sid Luckman is a HOFer, and some would argue he’s better than Cutler.
Being one of the original teams will get those win numbers up. Doesn’t help the Cardinals much though. They’ve been in the league as long as the Bears and only have 542 wins.
Those wins and record amount of National Championships (before the Super Bowl era) are all thanks to Poppa Bear George Halas, a man whose name should have been on the Super Bowl trophy…but I degress.
The Bears organization he headed was innovative, unpredictable, and fielded a ferocious defense with an unstoppable running game to compliment. Before the Offense first style of NFL we have now, ground and Pound with unyeilding Defense is how championships were won and no one did it better than George Halas.
It’s just too bad his neice enherited the team and is more concerned with the team remaining a revenue generator instead of a championship generator.