Derrius Guice Goes To Injured Reserve
The greatest disappointment of the draft for me was finding out Derrius Guice’s last name was not pronounced as “Juice”. It is pronounced more like Gice. Like Ice with a hard G in front of it.
What a waste. We could have finally had a true successor to The Juice. One that to my knowledge hasn’t murdered people. If he ended up on the Broncos he could have been Orange Juice. What do we say now? Put ’em on Guice? Guice Guice baby? You’re as cold as Guice, willing to fight for extra yards. Guice cold lemonade, get ya guice cold lemonade here!
Actually now that I think about it if the Skins don’t do a sample remix of Ice Ice Baby with Guice Guice Baby then they should be disbanded and the earth salted so that no team may ever grow in DC again.
Shame he tore his acl. Shame his name isn’t better. Shame he has to work for Dan Snyder. Maybe we should call him Dan Sneedur instead.
RG III wears a 3 now BTW
RGiii3?!?! Should pronounce it like “Reggie”.
It won’t be long before something fits, dude. After all, Jarvis Landry *is* in Cleveland now.
Can’t wait for week 2 when JJ Watt goes the IR like every other year
Btw Dave you forgot to color and or remove guice from the top panel
RG3’s new number is #3. Unless that’s Chris Moore?
Tbh Gice is still a cool sounding last name
“The greatest disappointment of the draft for me was finding out Derrius Guice’s last name was not pronounced as “Juice”. It is pronounced more like Gice. Like Ice with a hard G in front of it.”
Uuuuhhh… Just asking, but is this a common misassumption? When I saw his name for the first time I naturally assumed that it would be pronounced like Ice. If it actually was pronounced as ‘Juice’ I might have been surprised.
Anyway, Dave… I see some sort of weird outline in the first panel. Did you forget to color in Guice there or something?
Also, it’s been a while since I laughed out loud at the mouseover text, and this one did it again. Props to that.
The “Injured Reserve” Panel is basically a reuse of every comic it’s been in. Having the outline is wierd. But the irony that he will be virtually invisible this season is not lost on me.
It always looked like it should be pronounced “Gwice” to me.
OR maybe “Gweece.”
Anyone else see that the Saints signed a second Marcus Williams to the secondary?
Wait, really? I missed that. That’s funny. So who do we blame now for Minnesota???? I kid, I kid….
I was thinking that maybe next time if the first one misses the second one will get him
Roll the Guice. We can call him G20
As an LSU fan, sometimes he was referred to as the Gice-Man. He had a few different nicknames. I actually kinda liked him more than Fournette. He ran with an attitude. The kind that can (and likely will) get him into trouble. But if channeled properly, it can help him be successful. I thought his name was “JUICE” at first too. When I found out it was “G-ICE” I figured his name was just mispelled, like TUH-ROD Taylor.
wait Guice got hurt at Gillette tho…
Also, the amount of puns you can make with his last name makes it even better than if it was pronounced the way it’s spelled imo.
I’ll admit, I thought it was pronounced “goose”. Like “juice” but with a hard G. Then you could say, “The Guice is loose!”
Guice is twice as nice!
Seeing the comments it appears I was the only idiot who thought it was pronounced like geese
I pronounced it “Holy crap I haven’t been paying *any* attention this off-season had haven’t heard of him at all”.
What about Isaiah Wynn?
When will I. Wynn be in that bar.
When you finally get here I got you an Achilles and Oj for you