Dave Finds An Old Pair Of Socks
Aug30
on August 30, 2019
at 12:01 am
This is more or less a 1-1 recreation of me earlier this week. My mom got me Odell socks last year for christmas and in the process of going through my mostly empty sock drawer (due to laundry and other victims of the dog). Because they were bundled inside out, I had to unfurl them to discover what pair they were. I was immediately depressed.
Anyway I let the dog eat them now, it’s not like I can wear them anymore.
I think Mutant Turtles would be great full backs.
They’d be declared illegal, too much protection.
Not to mention PEDs.
wtf did i just read
Sorry if anyone in the northeast felt that earthquake. I just eyerolled so hard I almost knocked every house in New England over.
I can’t decide which of the many beaten-to-death Giants storylines I’m ready to watch die in a fire. We’ve had *so many great ones*…
1- Daniel Jones Sucks and we are DUMM for drafting him before the 18th round
2- Eli is horrible & we should feel horrible for having him on our team
3- OBJ was the best thing ever, how could we get rid of him?! WAAAAAHHHH!!
#1 has been taken behind the barn (for the moment), and as long as he doesn’t prove to be Fool’s Gold, we will hopefully never hear about its risen zombie corpse. #2 isn’t going to go away until Eli wins 4 more Super Bowls (then he’ll be considered ‘mediocre’) or the team finally takes him behind the barn. #3 is just dumb. It was dumb the day of the trade, and anybody who is still depressed about him being gone at this point, just… just think for a moment about what you’ve done. Can you ever imagine someone like OBJ thriving on the Patriots? No, because he’s self-centered, doesn’t care about winning unless it’s all about him. He is the literal antithesis of team building. I don’t care if guys like him or not in the locker room, the second he steps on the field with all the me-first gesticulating and finger pointing and the unhinged rage… HE IS POISON. We are better off without him.
Did you not see some of the really nice balls our no-name WRs were catching the last few weeks?! Sure, they may utterly fail at creating separation once the season starts, but if Eli plays all season it means he’s still Eli-te, and if he does fall apart and DJ goes in, he’s been showing laser pointer accuracy. Dude played well even with guys who dunked their hands in butter before every game. WE WILL NOT MISS OBJ. Let’s say it all together…
WE.
WILL.
NOT.
MISS.
O.
B.
J.
GOOD.
RIDDANCE.
If you think Daniel Jones playing well in a preseason game is any sort of validation of the pick then I have a 10 for 10 Sam Bradford performance to sell you…
Last season NATHAN PETERMAN had an impressive preseason for Buffalo, and he’s even looked good for Oakland too. Just because someone plays well in preseason doesn’t make them a great QB
I’m not ready to crown him the best QB of all time like most of the local sports media seems ready to, and I don’t know that we’ll ever ultimately have the answer regarding whether another team really would have taken him before the Giants’ next pick. But has he shown an accurate enough ball placement to warrant a cessation of the nonsense he has put up with every time he stepped out to buy groceries? Yes.
Like I said, he could be Fool’s Gold, and if his career doesn’t pan out, the boos will return and the zombie horse will rise. But he’s shown enough promise to get some slack. For all the crap he’s taken, you’d think he ran full speed at an unawares fellow football player and speared them with his helmet. =/
Wow, anytime a Sam Bradford mention gets brought up, things might get ugly. Bomb Pop Jones better watch out now.
Bookmarking this comment for a laugh later in the season.
Please do. =) I’m willing to bet that of the many problems the Giants are going to have this year, a lack of OBJ will decidedly NOT be one of them. If I’m wrong – and the Giants suck BECAUSE of their WRs while OBJ lights it up with the Browns – I will ask Dave to mail those socks to my house and I will put them in my mouth (after extensively bleaching/washing them).
Well, the season is over. Although nobody will ever read this, I came back here to laugh at how stupid I was when I sai- oh, WAIT.
EVERYTHING I SAID WAS ACCURATE. X’D The watch, the visor, the sideline arguments, giving money to college athletes, slapping a guard, the arrest… Wow, that OBJ sure had quite a season. And he caught a whopping 4 TDs! What a good li’l boy. I sure do miss his self-serving stupidity. X’D
Another year later, and I must admit that Daniel Jones is better than I could have imagined. Not ‘good’ mind you, but I didn’t think he had serviceable starter in him. The Giants could roll with him a couple seasons.
… and another year and a half later, decided to come check on my bookmarks for another good laugh. OBJ has continued to be an often-injured whining locker room cancer, his daddy and Lebron tried to force a trade that didn’t pan out, and the Browns, as of this morning, have said he’s “essentially not on the team right now”, with rumors swirling he’ll be cut imminently. Peppers alone, even going on IR, was worth the trade.
The Giants might suck, but we suck a whole LOT less without OBJ! XD
Love the expression on the pooches face: “Say are those delicious socks?”
More dog pic, please!
https://www.instagram.com/drawplaydave/?hl=en
Lots of dog content on my insta
not that anyone needs it, but
I approve this comic format.
Genuinely hilarious. Really needed this kind of laughter today, thank you.
once again we see that there is nothing you possess that a dawg cannot take away
What meat Choice from Chipotle? Important question.
This really brings me back to DM of the Rings…
Doordash dinner and never wear socks again. Ah-hahahahaha!