Cry Me A Rivers, Part 4
Sep12
on September 12, 2013
at 12:01 am
Is it wrong that I am legitimately rooting for the Texans to win the superbowl so that I can make another one of these?
Anyway, Since Matt Schaub was the current benefactor to the Chargers latest meltdown, it just seemed right to make another Rivers Sadness comic with a slight ending twist. Schaub may not have a ring, but he won the hearts of those who do. Good on you, Schaub. Rivers never noticed you anyway when you were there for him.
Also I love the idea that in some universe the top QBs from the 2004 draft class all hang out regularly and play pictionary.
If Sexy Rexy bleach was sold, I’d buy it.
“Rivers never noticed you anyway when you were there for him.”
Sad Schaub holding flowers out to the hanging Rivers is still one of my favorite gags that you’ve done.
I think you need to clean up some of your tags. I tried clicking through to re-read “Cry Me a Rivers” from the beginning, and quite a few are different. The first two are tagged “Philip River”, some have “Eli” instead of “Eli Manning”, etc.
Who’s next – Tommy Maddox with his XFL ring? Stan Gelbaugh and David Archer with their WLAF ones? Gavin Hastings (Scottish rugby legend) with his for the Claymores?
Ooh, do one with McNabb showing Rivers up with his NFC Champions ring!
Naw, Urlacher would be better!
Have Ryan Leaf show his Pac-10 Championship ring.
That would be hilarious.
I kinda want the Texans to win a super bowl now too… you should make one about Eddie Royal saving Rivers’ bacon last week. Or one about the cardboard cutouts the Browns are standing up next to Alex Mack.