Cleveland Situational Comedy
Jul12
on July 12, 2014
at 12:01 am
How long till Manziel and LeBron get caught in leaked photos from the same party and the entire sports media world crumbles in a fiery explosion after falling over each other to write terrible garbage character assassination/white knighting clickbait?
I give it a week.
Cleveland is officially the center of the sporting world.
It is a strange time we live in.
I had the exact same thought when I first heard the news on LeBron and again while I was reading the comic. It feels very strange indeed.
Bed full of liquor and they dive in.
Now all we need is Jeter to say “I don’t wanna play for the Yankees after the All Star Break, I wanna play for the Indians!” And then we’ll be set in Cleveland. Course, Bryce Harper or Mike Trout could also demand that too. And then Cleveland would get an NHL franchise where all the top players would be… If that happens, Cleveland will officially be the the center of r universe and it’ll be the end of the world as we know it. Course, it won’t so, I think we’re good for now…
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Then they could get an NHL franchise, they could lure Sean Avery and Roberto Luongo there, and then the City of Cleveland, Michael Ruelman included, could be the target of a small thermonuclear device…
Isn’t Cleveland enough of a fustercluck already?
The dumpster fires in cleveland all burned a little brighter in celebration this weekend
A week? Are you kidding me?
I’d give it a day or two.
Everything is as I have foreseen it. Balance is being restored. A championship for Cleveland is nigh…
It must be the hellmouth.
Johnny can’t stand not being the center of attention. I’ll give it till the weekend until he has some huge party with all the attention on him