Cartoon Picks Week 7: Bonus Sexy Trevor
Oct21
on October 21, 2024
at 12:01 am
I didn’t have to draw a Sexy Trevor this week, as I picked the Jaguars to win, but I wanted to. So I did.
Did pretty well otherwise, provided I don’t get both MNF games wrong. I also switched up my Dolphins/Colts pick at the last second if you are wondering why there’s no pick there.
Looking forward to Wednesday’s comic. I had hoped it’d be Cutler getting arrested for DUI/gun possession, but the Scumbag wrecked his Achilles, so we almost know what it’ll be.
I saw an article that unironically said “Browns fear Watson tore his achilles,” and my first thought was they probably paid the opposing team to do it. They are in the middle of mopping up the diarrhea from the halls, floors, and ceilings of their stadium, sure. But they still paused to dance knowing they can now effectively have their urinal cake and eat it, too – they can stop putting him on the field AND continue insisting that the contract was 10000% worth it, and wow, can he ever play, and the league is on notice for when he’s healthy, blah blah blah… I was hoping for a more longterm debilitating injury to plague him the rest of his life, personally, but this is what we call progress.
When I was watching a YouTube video to see what happened I saw the top comment said “Groper Cleveland is no more!” And I was laughing for the next five minutes at his pain and the comment.
yeah, you can’t expect the headline to say “Browns hope Watson tore his achilles” but the implication is already there
I think tmrws chaos will be watson then maybe wed cutler
Maybe Cutler is Friday’s comic.
October Goff is both wholesome and creepy simultaneously.
Gofftober!
I’m still trying to figure out why you picked the Niners over the Chiefs. I know why Vegas did, but there wasn’t a single bone in my body that thought the Niners were going to win that game. And naturally it played out even worse than I thought it would, because that’s how this nightmare of a season seems to be going. I’m not sure what the Niners did to piss off the football gods, but I feel like we’ve been paying penance for a long time now.
I’m just here for the sexy Trevor – thanks for that!