Cartoon Bets Week 9: The Cryptkeeper Returns
Nov04
on November 4, 2024
at 12:01 am
Had a fairly normal week! Still, the Panthers and Titans winning in the same day? Is that allowed? Also I have no idea why I picked the Bears to win in Arizona but that picture turned out great.
Ideas for your pick in PIT/WSH next week:
If the Steelers win, draw Osama bin Tomlin watching a plane piloted by DeShon Elliott hitting the pentagon.
If the Commanders win, draw Elliott’s plane crashing in a Pennsylvania field.
If you saw Elliott’s post on Instagram, you’ll understand it
I’m trying to think of a constructive way to phrase this, but I can’t. That is THE WORST F#@%@ idea.
It’s bad enough we have an orange garbage pile insulting those who have given their lives for America. We don’t need to highlight the ramblings of an idiot football player who thought comparing his coach to a terrorist would be “funny”.
How about a cartoon showing you having some taste, common sense and decency hammered into your head?
Even if you’re trolling, what in the absolute fuck is wrong with you?
Politics is already going to be an absolute hellfire discourse this week as it is regardless of outcome, Im not taking any risks on that
Yeah this idea is dog shit. Making fun of terrorist attacks is a line that generally should not be crossed.
Justy Herbo works even better than Hey Darnold, I think. Kudos.
It took me a minute to figure out whether Justy Herbo was a recurring character. He needs to be!
Oops . . . All Bangers! Using the different Panthers uniforms for the different Powerpuff Bryces was [chef’s kiss].
Justy Herbo is golden, I hope we can continue seeing more of him and his penchant of doing anything to try and get the wins.
-if the Dolphins win, draw their camouflaged tank breaking down
-if the Giants win, draw Daboll giving you the courage to keep this website going cleanly
-if the Boncos win, draw Bo Nix as the font Onyx (used in the Nirvana wordmark)
-if PIT/WSH results in a tie or no contest, consider it ultimate payback for that one comment.
-if the Patriots win, draw Drake Maye as Flying Elvis, but with more Elvis
-if the Cowboys win, draw Saquon Barkley experiencing dark flashbacks
-if the 9ers win, draw them walking away with their gold as a burning schooner sinks in the background
-if the Aints win, draw Kirko’s dumpy getting crushed by a King Cake (pun not intended)
-if the Titans win, draw Jim Harbaugh getting Hellmann’s Mayo’d (made with cage-free eggs) upon by Will Levis.
-if the Bengals win, draw Joe Burrow smoking a dead raven
-if the Jags win, draw Sam Darnold out indefinitely (trevornucleosis)
-if the Texans win, draw Dan Campbell toothless
…aw, come on, does Starfire wear pants? I think not, where’s Mason Rudolph’s miniskirt? 😀