Can Mitch Trubisky Save The World?
Short answer: nope!
Not gonna lie. Watching Bears fans who hated Cutler finally realizing that he was still better than this has been fun. Mitch the Titty Kisser has proven to be much better at kissin dem titties than playing professional quarterback. The Bears have a stellar defense that is unfortunately hamstrung by an utterly anemic offense. Like most garbage offense the cause is a large confluence of factors such as lack of talent and poor playcalling, but at the center of it all lies Mitch The Eater Of Pubes Trubes. He’s in year 3 now and he is not paying dividends. His mechanics are bad. His decision making is bad. The choice to trade up and select the man with Patrick Mahomes and Watson still on the board has reflected exceptionally poorly on the team. Matt Nagy didn’t select Trubisky when he was hired to be the coach though, maybe there is an issue there.
Arif Hasan, a Minnesota Vikings reporter who has had the honor of dying on The Draw Play, is the first place I saw the “Mitch can’t throw left” joke. Once I had that pointed out to me I can’t stop seeing it. His mechanics are very bad. Mitch appears to be a bust. He’s not even a fun bust like the Sex Cannon or the apathetic dream of Cutler. He’s just bad. His face is stupid too. Chase Daniel is currently the only other QB on the roster, so Mitch might last the whole season, but if he does get benched that’s pretty much it. I guess he’ll have more time to titty kiss when he’s on the bench.
The Bears defense deserves better.
At this point, Trubisky is looking like the NFL equivalent of Sam Bowie.
It’s actually slightly worse, since Sam Bowie was only picked before Michael Jordan. The Titty Kisser was ahead of both Mahomes *and* Watson. It’s like if Sam Bowie was drafted #1 over Hakeem the Dream as well.
Actually, it’s still worse: Chicago *traded up* to pick Biscuit. So it’s like Portland traded with Houston to draft Sam Bowie #1 with both Air Jordan and The Dream on the board.
Also, Bowie wasn’t really bad. He just wasn’t Jordan and then turned out to be really fragile. Trubisky is Darko Milicic.
one day he’ll unleash Blue Steel and then you’ll be sorry!
Trubisky has to be one of the worst picks ever. I think he may go down as more of a bust than Leaf, simply because of the QB’s the Bears could’ve had instead of him.
peyton? i’d say the the chargers missed out.
They couldn’t get Peyton though. They traded up from #3 to #2 because the Colts wouldn’t trade the #1 pick, and the Colts took Manning. Manning was also the #1 choice for the Chargers, although they were okay with either at the time of the 1998 draft.
This is payback for Chicago giving up a 1st for year 4 Rick Meier
Few things would make me happier than if the Bears benched Trubisky and bribed Cutler out of retirement for one more (half) season. Not gonna happen, but it’s fun to think about.
It’s definitely accurate that there is a lot of hate for Cutler here in Chicago, he really gets a bum rap, more than he deserves. (It’s kind of sad that he’s actually the all-time leader in most of our passing categories, and the guy with some of the others is Sid Luckman from the 1940s. Bears can’t really figure out how quarterbacks work.) With him and Grossman, even when they were bad, they were a fun kind of bad. Trubisky isn’t even fun when he’s good.
Also, don’t know if you saw it, but Parkey racked up another doink for San Francisco, apparently he has taken his upright abuse talents to the west coast. Probably not worth a checkdown, but it’s crazy funny that it keeps happening, I can’t imagine the odds. He has a very particular skill, for sure.
Parkey is a goal post assassin in disguise
There’s a good reason Cutler is retired. He’s not the guy he once was, and that was never all that good to begin with.
It’s tongue-in-cheek, but we’re talking about the quarterback (Trubisky) who was 14-27 for 79 yards this week before he got to pad his stats against the Saints’ backups in the fourth once the blowout was confirmed. Cutler’s probably mediocre at best at this point, but mediocre would be a significant improvement from the current status quo. That Trubisky is performing worse than the retired-unretired Cutler did for the significantly worse Dolphins is not too great for the guy.
Obviously it’s not gonna happen, but a man can dream.
This is simply false. Cutler lit it up in Denver. He had an offense built to his strengths and he was still young, but once upon a time (and only for a little while) Cutler was a beast.
Everyone was so sure he was going to be great coming out of college. Fedora got fired at UNC after he left. The team fell apart. They hired Mac Brown (!). He had 1 season of being a starter. He was good. Tell me how many good teams there are in the ACC this year outside of Clemson. Remember when Jake Locker was God’s gift to football? Titans fans wish they could forget.
The point is, this kid had bust written all over him in college and EVERYONE seemingly ignored it. Maybe he puts it together ala Cousins and goes on a world beater tour that destroys the league. But he’s consistently put up Marcus Mariota stats (which ain’t good man). By now, we should see some growth. If we aren’t, it’s because he likely hit his ceiling raising his draft stock that ONE season at UNC.
Is Kaepernick available?
Yea what about Blaine Gannett. Kaepernick last lost his job to Blag Nabbert so he must be good.
Dag Nabbit? He would be a good pickup.
Kaep is available AFAIK, but before we get any other QB let’s tighten up the O-line. Get that run game established.
My pipe dream: Cam Newton.
Idk how much Cam has left in the tank though. Then again, a change of scenery might be exactly what he needs
I read about how he hasn’t been the same since he went 100% vegan. The same article mentioned that while vegan is a healthy diet that it’s nearly impossible to maintain your strength if you weigh 240+ lbs. Same report supposedly said Cam had slimmed to 230 or Mike Vicks reported weight. Not sure if legit but his injury issues definitely started around the same time he slimmed down.
Michael Vick was never close to 230 lbs. He was listed at 6′ 216lbs; both generous numbers designed to make him seem bigger than he obviously was.
He’s just not an ambi-thrower.
Troobs should get into porn once his football career inevitably ends. Tittie Kisser as his handle of course.
dave, you’re killing it with the art lately. i love the triple-mouth alien.
reminded me of the simpsons aliens