Ben McApoop – Guest Comic by Janoris Jenkins
When Dave contacted me about doing a comic for his amazing comic The Draw Play I jumped at the chance. Dave is super sexy and handsome and would probably make a really good football commissioner so it was an honor to draw a comic for him. I cannot speak enough about how great he is.
I decided to make my comic about our “coach” Ben. Ben is a big poopy face. Last year I wanted to play hard for him, but this year I realized he eats ketchup packets from McDonalds for breakfast and that’s gross. Benny likes to sit in his office watching the Big Bang Theory and slurping frostees from Wendy’s.
I wanted to put a lot of effort into this comic, but I had to make a business decision. Why use all my comic skills up now when I can save them for my career as an artist after football? As my hero Deion Sanders would say, “Effort is bad and dumb”. I loved Deion. He really knew how to not tackle. I feel I did my best to honor him this past week when I gave up two long touchdowns by barely even trying! I even got my teammates into it. We all want McAdpoop to get fired. DRC keeps trying but only so another team will give him plenty of dough next year. JPP got paid so he was happy to Mary J Oblige.
Can’t wait to do nothing tomorrow when we play the Chiefs. Gonna be great!
Thanks for having me, Dave!
Ben McAdoodoo just called me and said he wants to send you to the Arena League next year (you didn’t blame Eli enough). At least you’re not going to a pop warner team like MacAvoodoo.
The meme police called, they want their CEO McAdoo back
Ben Mcadoo looks like he spends his Black Friday’s holding up lines while reaching in his pockets to pay exact change entirely in pennies
I loved this comic. More Janoris Jenkins comics!!! I’d love to see what he can do when he really gets his hands on a good idea.
I’m disappointed that you’ve yet to do a comic about the Martellus Bennett thing.
That’s surprised me too.
Yes Ben I’m sure you are Super Sexy and would make a good commissioner of football. (To be fair anyone would make a better commissioner than Roger “to hell with” Goodell.)
When I was a kid I always that S was for the Seattle Mariners. Had no idea it was a widespread thing until now.
Not a bad MacAdoodle.
not bad, but not a MacAdoodle dandy by any stretch
Blessed be! Thy words please and amuse me! A blessing upon your team!
heh, blessings aren’t likely; my team is Cleveland…
An exorcism, then.
team needs an enema…
Though seriously, McAdoo should return to being an offensive coordinator. The o-line would still suck but it’s clear his best work is in that position.
And so the Giants may have provide another material thanks to what happen to Mr. Checkdown and the Chiefs.
Good job jinxing it for the Chiefs Dave
was this actually by jenkins?
This comic must have gotten it out of his system because Jenkins tried yesterday and we got a W
*beats the Chiefs*