Beats by Ray
Ray McDonald had a job
e-i-e-i-oh
On the bears a roster spot
e-i-e-i-oh
But an arrest here and an arrest there
here arrest there arrest
everywhere an arrest
Ray McDonald lost his job
good riddance you piece of crap
Well then. So he was an asshole all along.
I didn’t touch the Ray McDonald situation when it first came up last year because I already had enough fodder for the NFL’s terrible policies and McDonald’s situation wasn’t very clear. Now it isn’t. Dude gets a zero guaranteed money contract with the Bears, was told to behave to retain a roster spot, and can’t even go a few months before he gets arrested for assault. On a woman holding a child, no less. What a prick. The Bears cut him within hours of the news dropping. I’d wager he’s done. It doesn’t even matter what Roger punishes him with (either a 6 game suspension or a ban) because McDonald isn’t sniffing the field again.
Remember when Jim Harbaugh proudly beat his chest saying that he’d never tolerate having a player who’s abusive towards others off the field in his locker room, then turned around two weeks later and defended McDonald?
The Arena League, won’t even take in McDonald. Or any other person with a history of causing domestic violence for that matter.
Also, I wish Chicago would sign Sexy Rexy and have him compete with the Don’t Care Bear.
Coack Keefe though….
The fucking Predators probably would be shitty enough to sign him, especially with ‘innocent’ Rob Keefe. That Storm loss to the Predators last week was bullshit though (BIGGEST. CHOKE JOB. EVER. Up 21 with 10 minutes left and still lost).
The Storm are absolute trash, bet they don’t even make the playoffs. And missing the playoffs in the AFL is really awful.
yaaaaa… we already went down the sexy path, not so sexy when he keeps breaking his legs.
Would you rather have the shit storm that Miami’s delt with most of my whole 17 year life (99 Marino was pretty bad. 63-7. Need I say more.).
Or round 2 with Neckbeard, drunk edition.
As a Jags fan, I remember that game fondly. It was the last game they had before suck and mediocrity set in.
“Beats by ray”
My sides.
Best part of the comic.
I am consistently baffled by people who apparently are incapable of not being complete scumbags. Is it that hard to just not beat people up?
A double Sexy Rexy? Dave, you spoil us.
I’m so proud of my team for dropping him.
I really wanted him to play for us and was looking forward to him being a solid piece to help us transition to the 3-4. Turns out he is a solid piece of crap.
Should have had Cutler in the last panel putting a cigarette out in his eye after he hit the ground.
Or ashing on his broken body while walking a small dog
and walks off saying Don’t care, he plays on defense
Cheese is good for you…
…unless you live in Chicago.
So, Dave, now that America has successfully taken down FIFA, can I expect an uber-patriotic “football > fútbol” comic?
First off, I love the “Say no to Cheese” poster and the “Beats by Ray” shirt.
Second, I’m from Chicago born and raised and carry Navy and Orange blood in my veins but I highly criticized the signing of John Fox as HC over someone like Dave Toub and absolutely hated the Ray Mc-d signing as hypocritical of a franchise that likes to present itself as a founding member of the NFL. Honestly, the NFL needs to begin punishing teams that sign these kinds of players and it needs to begin at home.
The Bears should be fined for the Ray Mc-d signing.
Nah Jerry Jones is probably giving him a ring right now
Just looked this up years after the fact. I dont doubt he was a POS but in the end, there’s nothing I can find on google that shows he was ever convicted of anything he was charged with. I think he had like 2 or 3 more arrests after all of this shit, but again, I cant find him ever being convicted.
Maybe whatever money he saved during his career paid off complainants, who knows.