Al Michaels Calling Porn Play By Play
Oct20
on October 20, 2023
at 12:01 am
Had a busy night and no time to complete anything fancy, so here are 3 things I actually heard Al Michaels say during the Saints/Jaguars game.
Announcers really need to watch their euphemisms sometimes. I need to keep track of everything they say that can also be erotic fiction lines.
Oh Tobias, you blowhard!
I’m afraid I just blue myself!
Nothing beats Kevin Harlan yelling “HE BEATS COX” during an Eagles game a few years back.
Someone was ready for Sexy Trevor Thursday….
Al Michael isn’t as bad (or as good) as Troy Aikman for accidental innuendo. Just last week, he said that a defensive player really “came all over that tight end” to stop a play.
Don’t forget Troy’s all-time classic. “He starts to come and then he pulls out”
One of my favorite aspects of football is how you drop a bunch of nasty innuendos while talking about a game and it will 100% make sense within the context of the sport.
Still not over him insisting Kirk didn’t score on a VERY obvious touchdown. Not sure what he was looking at.
That shit is always intentional and you can’t convince me otherwise
With Al Michaels I’d bet my last dollar it is on purpose. He’s described his default personality as rascal.
“And the D comes up big in a tight spot!”
“He pump fakes and then he squeezes it into the tight end.”
“And they get him from behind.”
“It just squirted right out of there”
“The hole closed before he could penetrate it.”
“He’s been getting double-teamed all day.”
“And it looks like he’s going to go all the way.”
NOTHING EVER will beat Chris Collinsworth’s “How about if we get a little taste of Landon Dickerson coming right down your throat”
https://awfulannouncing.com/nfl/cris-collinsworth-landon-dickerson-coming-throat-eagles-cowboys.html
but i did hear someone this weekend on a college game say “he was looking for a hole on the back side”…
“Crabtree knows how to just…suck in those balls”
On Red Zone, when Colts QB Anthony Richardson got injured, Scott Hanson described it as “Two guys come on top of him”. I think he meant to say “converge” or something like that, but the phrasing was super awkward.
Of course, considering the super over-the-top praise he’d heaped on Richardson up til that point…