A Bills Fan Visits The Fair
Most of my comics about the Bills are ultimately about how much it must suck to be a Bills fan. Tough life.
Whatever hope the Bills had after last season has already pretty much dried up. Josh Allen is about the only reason left to even keep your eye on the team, just to see what he ends up doing. They’ve played 4 games, and outside one fluke, they’ve looked positively abysmal in each one. If they hadn’t shellacked the Vikings out of nowhere they would probably be in contention with the Cards for worst team in the league. They still might be.
The majesty of stop-gap Nathan Peterman lasted what, 2 quarters of football? I don’t know what Sean McDermott kept seeing in that guy but he was clearly blind. Josh Allen now has to make do behind a garbage o-line throwing to Kelvin Buffettjamin and…uh…Zay Jones? I never believed in Josh Allen but this is not a situation in which most players would succeed so at this point I’m almost rooting for the kid because my goodness that’s a little bit hopeless.
At least they have tables they can wreck for a few weeks before the snow comes back and turns Buffalo into a miserable hellscape! Oh wait…shit.
Benjamin said Thursday he has an “awesome” comfort level with the Bills’ offense, adding, “I’m the No. 1 [receiver], right? Why wouldn’t I be?”
Awareness 99.
Also I don’t mind Benjamin gaining weight that much. Half of his strategy was to use his J Lo butt to box corners out anyways. I’m more bothered by the fact that he always seams to commit penalties or drop balls on 3rd down. Then we find out that he doesn’t even run the right plays on 3rd either.
Remember when he said he would have done better with any other QB aside from Cam.
I’m starting to hear rumors of Tyrod getting traded after Baker’s performance. The ultimate power move would be to trade Tyrod back to the Bills.
I don’t know if that’s a smart move by Cleveland. So……IT’S ABSOLUTELY GONNA HAPPEN!!!! Seriously though, having a second solid QB on the roster is a safe bet unless they can get some good draft compensation for him. They are quietly building a good team for a new coach to come in and do something really good with.
I mean Tyrod isn’t that good. He got taken out of the Jets game with a 39.6 QBR. He’s averaging about a 63.7 QBR. He made tons of mistakes in both the Steelers and Saints game where they should’ve won. He’s not solid guy to back up, and there may be some teams desperate for anyone.
I would rather start Hue Jackson over Tyrod Taylor at QB
If Hue’s decision making from the pocket is anything like his playcalling, he’d look like Kizer out there.
Just a quick stat check of the bills offense this year says that Tyrod is 6 pnts/game better than a Peterman/Allen combo. You tell me 6 pnts/game better than Nathan “The Interception” Peterman or Josh Allen isn’t great.
Keep in mind who Tyrod has had for coaches in his career. If he played for someone who could actually maximize his strengths, he’d be a solid QB in the league. A superstar? Probably not. I always knew it was a matter of time before Baker got on the field no matter what Hue said. Tyrod isn’t great. Not really even good with the Browns. But he’s not bad. Look at what the Bills are doing without him.
Actually Tyrod would be perfect for a defensive team, like the Jags. He’s not going to lose the game for you and open up rushing lanes for running backs.
The Bills don’t have much. And now they want to outlaw table breaking???? Is this the work of some disgruntled IKEA worker who hates what the Bills have become? Yeah they suck now. But everyone loves an underdog. And after a reboot in a season or two, they might be able to play .500 ball.
IKEA and their employees should love table slamming, it drives sales of replacement tables for future breaking. Table sales are probably a bigger part of the Buffalo economy than anyone would care to admit.
IKEA tables are about as sturdy as their ball pits
That totally seems like something Johnny Bravo would do, too.
Dude can’t be THAT short on work.
I said it before and I will say it again. The Bills would have a tough outing against Alabama
He wandered around to all of those booths without taking a bite from his corn dog.
Seems unlikely.
Shouldn’t he be eating a garbage plate anyways?
We can’t forget that the Bills absolutely ANNIHILATED the Vikings @ Minnesota. Like, where the f*** did that come from?
Some guy actually created a Josh Allen mobile game after he wrecked Anthony Barr: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.FilasNCompany.LeapyAllen&hl=en_US