Stafford Finally Gets The Lions A Playoff Win
Can we take a moment to appreciate how fate played out this way? Stafford was the Lions top overall pick in 2009. He spent 12 years toiling away in the void that was Detroit Football. He grew a legend for himself in the way only a Lions player can: by being Sisyphus. A hero who throws himself at an impossible task time after time hoping to succeed, knowing he won’t. Detroit loved Stafford. His gutsy game-winning play with a dislocated shoulder against the Browns is still the stuff of legend. The closest Stafford could get the Lions to playoff success was robbed by a terrible non-call that baffles me to this day. Stafford gave everything he had for that city. For that team. It did not give him much back outside the respect of the fans.
When the Rams decided they wouldn’t stand for Jared Goff anymore and admitted they needed a real QB, they sent for Matthew. The Lions were in a pit again, Megatron was gone and the future looked grim for the aging veteran. Stafford was shipped to Los Angeles to live out the good life in the sun and Jared Goof was banished to the harsh northern climates of the mitten to suffer for his crimes of being mid.
It’s rare to see a trade work out for both sides but that’s what’s happened. Not immediately, at least not for Detroit, but at this point it’s clear both sides got something out of this. Stafford immediately tuned the Rams into a better team and led Los Angeles to a Super Bowl, completely vindicating every Detroit fan that threw their fists at the sky for him in every Elite QB discussion as an unappreciated master of his craft. They were right all along of course. Stafford was underappreciated after so long pushing that impossible boulder up that hill. He deserved that ring. Most Lions fans openly rooted for Stafford that year and I can’t blame them.
Jared Goff, poor Jared Goff, banished to the motor city, spent his first season looking even worse than expected. The Lions hired a big emotional gorilla as coach to guide them through the rebuild and things were taking some time. It took them most of a season to finally win a single game. But it worked. They pushed through. Goff started to play better football. The maligned Goof who was best known for losing a Super Bowl in an offense nobody gave him an ounce of credit for was suddenly out there playing like a real QB. He was flawed but he was winning. After two years of toil and trouble the Lions broke through the wall and won the division for the first time in 30 years. They get to host a playoff game. And look at that. You’ll never guess who is also coming back to town for that game. Matthew Fucking Stafford would finally see a Detroit playoff game in Detroit. He would be there. His chapter in Detroit history wasn’t done yet, it was still being written.
Stafford was the enemy now, of course. The obstacle in the way of the Lions achieving even greater catharsis. The battle was hard-fought and easily the best actual game of the weekend. The Lions didn’t roll over and bow under the pressure. When the time game for late-game heroics though, Goff was the one who would answer, throwing a perfect dart to Amon-Ra St. Brown to get that first down that would ice the game. I’m not gonna lie I felt things at the end of that experience. Watching Stafford graciously walk through the crowd and wish Jared Goff well as Goff was doing his best to hold back tears.
This is the kind of stuff I watch sports for. The long, interlocking stories of people and places that play out in remarkable ways. A movie could write a tighter script than this story, but a movie isn’t real. This is real. This happened. A man who gave his all for a team that never achieved anything only to come back years later and be the very man who was forced to stand in their way to finally achieve something that had haunted them for decades. A different number 1 pick, who never received anything except mockery and derision even when he took his previous team to a championship when no one gave him credit, pulling himself out of the pit of despair to find himself again and deliver that same city a win that the previous hero couldn’t bring, doing it against the very team and coach that had given up on him. The stadium chanted his name. This is what makes sports worth watching.
Congrats to the city of Detroit, you’ve waited a long time for this. Congrats to Jared Goff, who despite having a supermodel girlfriend and millions of dollars, has still spent most of his career being a punchline. You earned this too. Congrats to Dan Campbell, maybe the most lovable gorilla of a coach we will ever see, who achieved legend status after years of meticulous work. I hope the Lions win it all, but even if they lose next week, this was a wonderful chapter in a long story.
It’s going to be fun to watch the Lions play former NFC Central Division rivals Tampa Bay!
Well written, got me misty eyed just reading your take on the situation. I am fully rooting for a Detroit/Buffalo Super Bowl and would be happy even if the Bills end up losing it in that situation.
The Rams will be back in the Postseason; They were the best out of all the wild card losing teams and just so happened to play the best Lions squad in 32 years on the road.
I miss Dan Campbell
I also hope the Lions win it all. Following that late season collapse, it was painfully obvious the Eagles were going nowhere this postseason, but I wished they could at least beat the Bucs just so the Lions could send Matt Patricia into oblivion.
Just goes to show FattyMatty couldn’t even beat an NFC Central team to earn a spot back playing in Detroit. Detroit will have to exercise their demons in the playoffs via the transitive property instead.
The Lions are a great underdog to root for. I would love to watch them on February 11th.
As a Vikings fan, I cannot abide by (historically) the worst franchise in the division getting a Super Bowl before us.
That being said, the Lions better win it all because I have some serious concerns about what brain drain is going to do to this team. They’ve got plenty of talent, but the defense has been quietly not super great and Ben Johnson has been the best-kept secret in football. Dan Campbell is a master-motivator, but I don’t trust him schematically or situationally in the slightest. See his handling of the ending of the Cowboys game for what I mean. I love the fact that he went for it, but to continue to do it is just not smart, especially when the Cowboys were playing pretty poorly.
yeah, can you imagine trying and successfully executing a game winning 2pt conversion? He should have been more like analytics darling Sean McVay and punted at midfield down one point with only one timeout
Are you referring to the successful two point conversion at the end of the game that failed entirely due to staggering incompetence on the part of the officials and not at all because of anything he or his players did wrong?
Go for it to steal the win? Totally respectable and understandable against a high powered offense like Dallas. Go for it again despite being moved back 5 yards? Kinda ridiculous. Go for it again after totally failing the second time and only being saved by a defensive penalty?? I respect Dan Campbell and the concept of going for the win but sometimes you just gotta know when to settle.
I only mean the second and third 2-point conversions, one of which was at around the 10 yard line because of said bullshittery. I love going for it the first time and clearly it paid off (except the refs were incompetent)….but when it’s clear the fix is in, and that defense is given life, AND you’re pushed back to the 10, why go for it again? Then, after your QB throws a pick that gets nullified and that defense is even MORE confident, why not just kick the point, settle your team down, and win in OT? I get that’s not his style and it’s partially a moot point because their first conversion should have worked to begin with, but I feel like that situation could have been handled better.
Now this is all said with the caveat that I don’t know dick about squat, and I’m not paid to be a NFL head coach because I don’t know dick about squat.
I’m returning for a petty victory lap after Dan Campbell’s penchant for chaos bit him in the butt in the NFCCG.
Reminder that ten years after the comic about Irsay on drugs, he might still be on them.
https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/39328557/report-colts-jim-irsay-found-unresponsive-home-december
As it turns out, mediocre players ultimately don’t prevent Irsay from acquiring drugs.
Even as a Packers fan (please don’t throw things at me) I have always had more respect than hate for the other teams in the division, and after years of feeling pity for the Lions, I am over the moon with how well they are doing, and wouldn’t be mad in the slightest if they won it all after all they have suffered. Obviously, my top choice for winning it all would be the Packers (although I would be insanely surprised if that happened, they are by far the youngest team to make the playoffs this year (maybe the youngest team in the whole league, I can’t remember) and I don’t think they have all the pieces they’d need to make it all the way) but the long suffering Lions and Bills would be next one my list of preferred teams still in the dance.
Thanks for this, Dave. Great job putting into words what this experience has been like for us Lions fans. Keep up the great work, I look forward to reading your comics every week!
Fantastic piece, as I’m having feelings about the Lions, and I’m not even a Lions fan. As a lifelong Vikings fan, I asked my dad once if he would rather be a Vikings fan, despite all of the heartbreak, or a Lions fan. Without missing a beat he replied, “Vikings fan. At least there have been some good moments. With the Lions, it’s just depressing season after shitty depressing season”. So I can only imagine the fucking high Detroit fans are feeling right now. The team wins their first playoff game since the first Bush was president, against their former franchise savoir no less, and now you get to host another playoff game at home, and you’ll be favored? Oh baby, Ford Field is going to be a fucking looney bin for that one.