The Only One Who Saw It Coming
Poor Matt Ryan. The one legacy was enough. To now be burdened like this…the existential pain must be soul-crushing.
So it turns out that hiring your golf buddy who played Center on your team for many years isn’t exactly the answer for coaching success. In a small, funny twist of fate, the firing of Frank Reich may have cursed the Colts. Reich was the architect behind “the comeback”, which I’ll touch on later, and just weeks after his firing his replacement became the victim of the next biggest comeback.
So hyperbole abounds right now about it being the greatest comeback of all time, but I think that’s a question worth discussing. I think if your idea of “greatest” is simply reduced to “most points”, then yeah, the Vikings comeback against the Colts is the greatest comeback in NFL history. I don’t particularly like saying that though, because to me “Greatest” is more than just a particular number stat. Greatness implies something extra. More context. So let’s put what I think are the 3 contenders for the throne up against each other. The Vikings Comeback, “The Comeback”, and 28-3.
Let’s start with 28-3, otherwise known as Super Bowl 51. We’re all familiar with this. The Falcons led 28-3 midway through the 3rd quarter and the Patriots proceeded to win the game on the first drive in overtime. As far as points go, 25 points is not nearly as impressive a comeback as 32 points or 33 points. However as far as tension and context goes, this is hard to beat. The Patriots had essentially zero margin for error once their comeback began, and the Falcons had to score just 1 time, on a field goal, to ice it. The Patriots managed to force overtime by the skin of their teeth and win. This was the super bowl. You can’t get a more important game in the entire sport than this. No Super Bowl had even gone to overtime before, and the Patriots came back from 25 down in just over a quarter to make that happen. It’s honestly incredible to think about even now.
But to me, what really hurts this game’s argument, besides 25 < 33, is that we don’t remember it as a comeback. 28-3 is called 28-3 because we remember it as a choke. The Patriots? We’d seen Tom Brady and company do this before. We knew they could. The Falcons incredible choke is this game’s legacy. Think about that comeback. What plays do you remember most from it? I’d wager one of the first to pop into your mind was the Edleman Catch, rightfully. A play that only happens because the ball bounced off the Falcon’s arm into his hands. The other most memorable moment is probably Matt Ryan getting sacked out of field goal range. The Falcons had the game won, they decided to throw the ball, and Ryan took the worst sack of his life. This game was an incredible comeback, but it was arguably a more epic choke. Nobody ever really argued this game deserved the title over the Bills comeback when it happened, except for some Patriots fans, probably.
So what about that comeback? The Comeback was a playoff game in 1993 between the Bills and the Oilers. The Bills, down 35-3, rallied to force overtime and then won. This was during the Bills 90’s heyday, in the midst of their sorta dynasty. 32 points is a hell of a comeback, and it was orchestrated by a backup QB (Frank Reich, as Jim Kelly was hurt), against a good playoff team led by future hall of famer Warren Moon. The game is known as a choke in Houston, but to everyone else? This is “The Comeback”. It’s name in NFL lore is literally “The Comeback”. If you talked about the comeback to people, you had to specify if it wasn’t this game. As for context? This was a playoff game. The Oilers had actually beaten the Bills handily the week prior in the final week of the regular season, the game in which Jim Kelly got hurt. So this wasn’t just an incredible comeback, this was revenge.
So now we have a new contender. By points, Vikings/Colts is the biggest comeback of all time. But that’s where I think the argument ends. This is the biggest comeback of all time. The largest comeback of all time. As far as context goes, it’s not much. The game’s most notable result is that the Vikings clinched the NFC north with the win, something they probably would have done anyway. The Colts were not a playoff team or a super bowl team, they were a lost and confused mess of a team coached by an interim guy who has never been a coach before for an owner off his meds. The roster is unimpressive. The fact that the Colts were up 33-0 at half is honestly the most surprising fact about this game to begin with. The Colts are a bad team that seemed to be getting away with it until the Vikings, a team made of chaos, got their shit together. What transpired after that was unbelievable, but also in many ways more believable than you’d think. I saw people calling the comeback as a sure thing as soon as the Vikings got their second TD. The Colts are a disgrace and deserve to go down like one.
But to me, this is not the greatest comeback of all time. The Bills one I think still owns the crown. It was only 1 point less, and was during a playoff game against a hall of fame QB and team that had beaten them, effectively, for 6 straight quarters in two games. And a backup QB did it. The Comeback deserves to still be The Bills. But the biggest comeback ever? That’s now the Vikings crown. The biggest choke ever? Well, Ryan can take his pick between the two. I’m sure he’ll love pondering that one.
Ryan is 7th all time in passing yards, 9th in TDs, is a 4x Pro Bowler (not that it means anything lol) and an MVP but sadly his legacy is about choking. If any other QB has similar stats, they are HoFers or at least debated to be. Also first
Where does Miami’s Week 2 win vs Baltimore rank in comparison?
The context is even worse for this one, since it was just a normal week 2 matchup. We remember the comeback and 28-3 because of the playoff significance, and even if the Vikes-Colts game doesn’t matter much it did break a record, so if nothing else we’ll remember it as the answer to a trivia question. That week two game doesn’t have any of this.
Also that game seems a little less surprising than it did in Week 2 in that the perceptions of Miami and Baltimore had somewhat reversed over most of the following weeks. At the time it was still a question if the Dolphins were for real this year, while the Ravens looked set to probably snag the North.
Also it was the same week of that Browns-Jets game (although that might be more a case of the Browns choking).
Another context for The Comeback was that by 1993 otherwise neutral fans were starting to turn against the Bills and were dreading the third Super Bowl in a row with them, so there was a sense of relief when it looked like the Oilers had it in hand. And the Oilers seemed to be one of the great snake bit franchises that couldn’t get over the hump despite having reliably good teams.
Now I know what you’re thinking. Weren’t otherwise neutral fans sick of the Patriots by 2016-17? And aren’t the Falcons in the Patheon of snake bit franchises? True on both counts, but it seems to me that we had a more world weary sense that 28-3 might not hold. Also with the Bills in 1993 it wasn’t personal really, we just wanted something different to watch in the Super Bowl.
Return of the big dick nick
BRING BACK THE BIG DICK DUDE BIG DICK NICK
In my mindcanon, this is now what actually happened.
*Headcannon
Matt Ryan is the only person I feel bad for on the Colts.
Don’t forget there was no such thing as a two-point conversion at the time of The Comeback.
The Bills’ comeback was also accomplished before the two point conversion was a thing. Obviously strategy would’ve changed for the Patriots/Vikings, but both did rely on converting two pointers in order to have a chance to win.
While this one is doing a lot of crapping on the Colts and Saturday and they continue to lose games after he took over just like before, the fact that they were up by 33 shows they are not just trash. They’re a bad team that has enough chaos to put things together. The funniest thing out of it was that Matt Ryan is benched this season, again.
The Colts are technically not eliminated, there’s still hope for Nick Foles, hero of men, to lead them to the playoffs until he gets injured and then Matt Ryan can choke the game away again.
I knew it was coming even before halftime. The Vikings are definitely frauds, IMO, but I heard someone once say “If your team is down by a ton at halftime, they still have the same amount of time to make that up” and it’s true. I knew the Vikings would come back.
It also doesn’t help that the Colts are a flaming dumpster fire, full of excrement this year. I say this as a Colts fan 🙁
(Hiring Jeff Saturday? WHY???)
since you’re a colts fan the corollary is probably more relevant: If your team is UP by a ton at halftime, the other team still has the same amount of to make that up.
TBH as exciting as these games have been they’ve trained me not to bother paying attention until maybe 10 minutes left. I don’t even bother pulling up RedZone until 12:30 PST nowadays. Maybe — MAYBE — I’ll miss an epic play or a gnarly injury, but that’s what SportsCentre is for.
Lmao big dick nick gets to start
Slight correction, the Falcons were still on the NE 35 after the sack, still in field goal range. Especially since they could’ve ran the ball on 3rd down to get closer. Shanahan called a pass instead of 3rd and 17 (imo his biggest mistake in the game), got a holding call, and that pushed them out of range.
just occurred to me that the nickname “Matty Ice” is particularly apt since he’s involved with two of the biggest cases of melting under pressure
The year is 2050. Old man Ryan sits in a train station. A young boy with a suitcase approaches him.
“Excuse me Sir, is this the platform for train 28-3?”
The ringing in Ryan’s ears starts to get louder. “I’m sorry?”
The kid checks his ticket. “Oh wait, I think it’s actually 33-0.”
The ringing is now deafening, and Ryan’s eyesight suddenly goes blurry as “Fortunate Son” begins to play….