The Buccaneers Covid-19 Response
The Buccaneers confirmed multiple people tested positive for Corona last week. Apparently a couple of players were also among those confirmed positives. I have a bad feeling this is going to be a trend that won’t go away and will possibly prevent a season from happening. Unless of course we just stop or severely slow down testing so that way we can’t get more positives! Can’t test positive if you don’t test!
Since baseball looks to be coming back now and basketball/hockey is close to returning as well, we shall soon see how much of a folly it might have been to try doing sports again so soon. How many positive tests is it going to take before things shut down again? How many stars are going to get hit? So far everything has been kind of hidden. We’ve heard of players testing positive during quarantine and dealing with the issues (Like Von Miller) but it is going to be different when teams are going to be missing key players due to positive tests left and right to the point where some teams may have to forfeit because too many players may have tested positive at once, requiring too many people to be shut off to actually support a full team. It’s going to be ugly and I do not have high hopes.
However there is nothing I can do to stop it so I guess we have to wait and see while hoping for the best. Contrary to what some morons might believe, we all still want our sports back. Nobody is rooting for sports to go away (except maybe those people who hate sports to begin with). I’d love to see sports again. I want sports to be safe and responsible enough to work. I just have my doubts and think human safety comes first and if they do have to shut everything down again, they should.
In good sports news though, MARBLE RACES ARE HERE. I think I shared this channel back at the beginning of the outbreak but if you are severely starved for sports action, the 2020 Marbleympics have once again resumed on my new favorite Youtube channel (which recently got a huge bump thanks to John Oliver). It looks and sounds stupid to call marble racing sports, but by the end of a video or two you’ll already have a team you like. Go Hazers and O’rangers. The Raspberry Racers can suck it.
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No link today, just a reminder to WEAR A MASK. It’s easy as hell, you don’t have to keep it on long, and everyone can immediately tell you aren’t a selfish dick. I wear glasses and have a bushy beard so I understand how annoying they can be, but it’s such a minor price to pay to get us through this shit faster. I’d rather wear it for another couple of months than have to be scared of this thing for a year or more because Uncle Frank thinks masks are for commies. Viruses don’t give a fuck who you vote for. It’s so hard to find accurate info consistent across any news source, just be safe instead of sorry.
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You’ll notice German soccer completes their season this weekend, and other leagues (Spain, Italy, England, Portugal) have also resumed, successfully so far.
And it would be very American of us to continue to screw up this health crisis such that *our* sports have to take 2020 off. Nice work, Freedom Freaks. However, we do have auto racing, and cornhole, so that’s a glimmer of hope I suppose.
cant get pregnant if you dont test
When I first opened the comic I thought the cube said “Tom Cable” and I went “oh no…”
Go Snowballs and Team MoMo! Suck it Team Primary!
Primary will get it together one day. they need to move on from Mary and let Prim lead the team. I do agree on MoMo though #Momary
Ha O’rangers is my team and the Hazers is my wife’s.
Sadly, reality seems to be moving in the polar opposite direction. Not only is Brady NOT being sealed in a pewter box (he shouuuuuld be! *shakes fist*), he’s running rampant on the streets putting half the team at risk of infection.
Despite warnings from several areas, Tom Brady is coercing the Bucs players to practice with him in public. Probably telling them if they buy his TB12 vitamin regimen, they become immune to death in all of its many forms, but also, Covid is just fake news from the fake media, anyway, so they can just ignore it.
All of his actions to date show a man who is taking none of this seriously. He was reprimanded for practicing in a public park during lockdown, he’s nonchalantly barged into people’s homes thinking they were someone else (seriously, what kind of @#$@ moron walks into someone’s home without waiting for them to answer during a pandemic??), and now he’s running nearly-full practices with players on both sides of the ball despite strong warnings not to.
If those aren’t the actions of someone who doesn’t think it’s all a hoax, I dunno. Personally, *IF* the NFL season gets cancelled, I hope they trace it back to him. One more lovely footnote on the wiki page of Tom Shady. @#*&$er. =/
I don’t blame Brady, he just want to make football great again.
Actually Coronavirus was invented by bill gates to track down and hunt anyone who bad-mouthed Windows ME
Looking forward to the next historical comic.
I wonder how things would turn out if Elway decides to choose baseball.
I didn’t know I work with Uncle Frank.
The good news is that the hospitalization rate and death toll are down. If more people wore masks, even when infection spreads it reduces the potency of the virus, which more than likely (based on research done on SARS-CoV-1) reduces its deadliness. It also worth noting that it looks like one of the mutations shed how deadly it is AND the people being tested have less of the virus than earlier in the year (maybe the hot weather?), but it is still serious and we should treat it as such.
I agree entirely with Cryo-Freezing Brady.
So we can put him in a museum.
Also, #Limers4Life , and im gutted they didnt make this years Marble League
Underrated story of the week: Niners pair up with Manscaped as their under the belt grooming partner. You can’t make this stuff up.
Yes I agree go O’rangers. However, I’m surprised to see that you aren’t a Savage Speeder hater like me, considering the fact they have a historic rivalry. I also hope that you aren’t a bandwagon. I’vs been a fan since 2016, so I hate everyone who just started watching and are yelling GOOOOOOOOOOOOORANGERS everywhere.
I have no love for the Savage Speeders, but I’ve only been a fan since roughly February so I haven’t had much time to really develop a true disdain
I didn’t like the O’rangers at first then I read some of the team Canon and found they are one of two teams based out of the US (Orlando) which is my region so I started to root for them as my tertiary team. Go Primary(1st) and MoMo(2nd)!
HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT MARBLE LEAGUE!!!
I will definitely have to add the weekly competition to my viewing list.
Is Arians really Marzipan’s dad?
I don’t hate sports, but I am kind of hoping that all sports go away and everything is just replaced with Marble Racing. It’s got everything a sports fan wants — artificial no-stakes drama, anticipation, trash-talk, endless statistics, random chance — and none of the injuries, violence, drug use, racism, exploitation, and the rest of the bad stuff associated with pro sports.
You say that but the instant we find out the Green Ducks are using weight enhancing substances that all goes out the window
Then let me tell some history. Back in 2017 ish, it was found that the Savage Speeders were using some kind of lube to make them go faster, but Jelle said that it was allowed. To this day, the Savage Speeders are still world class, and have never had a bad year or anything, even when you consider how random the results can be. To this day, I still think they use it, which is way they are still one of the best. If anyone wants to ask questions about Marble League history, then by all means, I will answer.
Injuries do happen look up the history of team Momary. Marbula 1 also had a damaged marble towards the back end of the season (memory fails me on which one).
NO’rangers! #raspberryrobust and #mintyfresh all the way buddy!
I have to find a new squad to root for with the Limers being the dumpster fire they are…
If only carbonite had existed in 2017 for Jimmy G. . . .
TOM CUBE:
In 1999, meridian Tom Brady personnel met in New England to change NFL time.
First words said was that only 1 QB could be used on AFL to not change the Patriots son-kisser. So they applied the 1 AFL QB and ignored the other teams.
The son-kisser QB was wrong then and it proved wrong 2008.
This a major lie has so much boring feed from it’s wrong.
No QB on NFL has no belly-button, it proves every believer on ESPN a liar.
Children will be blessed for Kissing Of Patriots Fans Who Ignore 8 Simultaneous Divisions Same NFL Season.
Practicing Boring BRADYness – UponSport Of Quarterbacks.
Boring Hand Job VS Kraft.
Supports Lie Of Any Given Sunday.
Brady Educated Are Most Dumb.
Not Brady Human Except Dead Hernandez.
Game Is Paired, 2 Halfs 4 Quarters.
1 of Brady Is Only 1/4 Of Montana.
Marshmallow A Lie & Word Is Lies.
Navel Connects 4 Cornerbacks.
Brady Is Born Of A Toilet
She Left Choking Against Giants Signature.
Every Priest Holmes Has Ma Sign
But Lies To Honor Belichick.
Cardinals QB. Proves 4 Quarters.
Your dirty lying draft analysts use only the midnight to midnight combine (ignoring 40 time Al Davis) Time to not foul (already admitted) Hall of Fame RB Frank Gore. Lie that corrupts Mahomes you educated brilliant fools.
GoWest Coast Offense Works.
When Do Dynasties Die?
Ravens Eat Patriots Alive, Tom Brady is a Fraud.
This whole rundown and no Bernard freakin’ Pollard? Also, I closed the window, but reopened it to check if you slipped a secret message in with the first letters of every line.
I was like “what the hell is wrong with Arians’s face?” and then I remembered he’s a thumb.
The fact that he is reading Lolita really got me lol