This Week In Incredibly Stupid NFL Drama – Handshake Gate
Oct11
on October 11, 2019
at 12:01 am
I have to entertain some company this weekend, so expect a checkdown on Monday too.
So in case you missed it, Richard Sherman opened his mouth again because his team is good now. He dissed Baker for not shaking his hand after the game. But then, it was revealed…that he did.
This was a news story.
ugh
Sherman is a guy with a lot of talent that you would never invite to a super bowl party because he would have some childish way to ruin the event.
Dick move by Sherman
First he said Baker didn’t shake anyone’s hand. Then he said Baker didn’t shake his hand. Then he said Baker shook his hand in a way that was wrong, like he was perfunctory about it. Then he said Baker left too quickly. Then he apologized.
Wow. That’s a lot of progression on a handshake that didn’t happen but did but not to the liking of someone else. If I ever met Sherm, I think I would shake his hand 15 different ways for an hour just to either get it right or piss him off. Most likely both. At once.
FWIW, if there is a wrong way of shaking a hand I would not be surprised if Richard Sherman found it.
oh there definitely is. it’s goin in only 80% of the way. my uncle’s superpower was that he could grab your fingers and crush them EVERY TIME. he didn’t even know he was doing it, and it didn’t matter how much advanced knowledge you had that he was about to do it to you, there was no avoiding it.
You could counter with the trump shake.
MATT BARKLEY
MATT BARKLEY
What about Danny Dimes vs the NE defense.
a left handed shake
interesting
DON’T YOU TRY ME WITH A SORRY ASS HANDSHAKE LIKE BAKER’S
…. Now I wonder if Crabtree was even talking about him in the first place….
• Blizzgate (Blizzard bans a pro Hearthstone player for supporting the protests in Hong Kong)
• Wendy’sgate (Critical Role gets heat for running a fun RPG created by Wendy’s because Wendy’s is shitty towards their tomato farmers – CR donates sponsorship money to a farmers’ legal aid charity, but that’s still not enough for some because they pulled in $11m+ on Kickstarter to produce an animated series)
• Cosplaygate (French girl cosplays as zombie shark dude from League of Legends, gets SJW shit because her skin’s not as dark as his, EuroCosplay bans her)
After the past couple of weeks, this barely registered.
STIKC TO PROTS