THE NFL ALL-SCUMBAG TEAM
So this past week I was having a conversation with a friend at the sports bar watching the games and with the NFL’s 100 season celebration we somehow ended up discussing the worst scumbags the NFL has ever had. I wondered if we could make a complete team of scumbags. A HoF team of legendary scumbags. So I figured I’d go on some sites, propose the question, and make a giant list of all the douchebags we could think of. Then I’d look at the transgressions and come up with a 53-man roster. The All-Scumbag team. An NFL tradition.
While looking to see who would make the team, I generally was looking at a few important factors:
– Level of transgression. How bad was it? Obviously the likes of murder and rape are at the top, but we have a wide array of assaults, domestic violence, dirty play, and even fraud. I largely ignored drug offenses, especially pot. I was interested in the players who actively harmed other people.
-Amount of transgressions. Did the person have just one incident or was it a pattern of behavior?
-How famous was the player? Lots of dipshits have been horrible people and barely played for a practice squad. If the player was famous and more prone to being defended by the NFL due to “talent” reasons, they deserved higher consideration.
-Mental illness. This did not automatically exclude players from the list, but some leniency was taken into consideration when looking at a player’s troubled mental history.
What I discovered is that linebackers are terrible people, Tight Ends are especially terrible people, and that most O-lineman are good people. I had difficulty narrowing down Linebackers, Receivers, and Running backs, while I struggled to fill out the offensive line with anybody. Tight Ends didn’t feature too many scumbags, but the ones that are featured are scumbag hall of famers. There is also a bit more murder than I anticipated.
Lets have a look! Included is the 53 man roster, plus dishonorable mentions. Those with an * next to their name are starters.
QB: A difficult position to fill. Despite being a position of privilege that attracts egos, there are surprisingly few QBs who appear to be very bad people
*Ben Roethlisberger – Obvious choice. Though not convicted of the two rapes, Ben has always come off like a huge dick and many believe the charges to be true.
Jameis Winston – Possibly raped someone in college but had it covered up by the Tallahassee police. He stole crab legs, but most notably he recently received a suspension for groping his uber driver. Winston has exhibited a large pattern of scummy behavior his entire career and I’m honestly tempted to make him the starter.
Mike Vick – A controversial choice, and the very last player I added to the roster to fill out the 53rd slot. This was tough, because it appears Mike Vick has repented and learned his lesson, and has become a better person. However, the extent of his crime and the sheer horror of his acts against the dogs cannot be simply forgotten.
Notable Omissions:
Ryan leaf – was a total dick as a player, and went to jail for drug addictions. However he mostly just hurt himself and has reformed into a positive influence.
Peyton Manning – Probably sexually assaulted a female trainer.
RB: Lots of extremely terrible people! A runningback committee with these people would be the worst tandem in history
*OJ Simpson– Murder. He did a murder. You might have heard about it.
Lawrence Phillips – On top of domestic abuse, he ran over 3 teens in his car and went to prison, where he eventually murdered his cellmate.
Dave Meggett– Had a troubled history with women, most notably when he raped a college student.
Larry Johnson– Homophobic comments, multiple arrests, strangled a former girlfriend, punched and used a broken bottle on someone in a fight, waved a gun at his girlfriend
Adrian Peterson– Whipped his child’s balls bloody and didn’t learn why that was a bad thing, apparently still hit his kid with a belt
Ray Rice – Another tough choice, because outside this one incident Rice has been a model citizen. However this one incident was pretty vile, and kickstarted a PR nightmare and domestic violence crisis in the league due to how poorly it was handled.
Notable omissions:
Kareem Hunt – Kicked a woman during a fight, lied about it
Tiki Barber – Picked a fight with Strahan over contract dispute, quit on the team his final season, divorced his pregnant wife to marry a 23 yr old, trashed his teammates for TV points
WR: No shortage of douchebaggery
*Randall Woodfield– Also known as “The I-5 Killer”
*Rae Carruth– Hired a hitman to murder his pregnant girlfriend
Sam Hurd – Ended up being a drug kingpin
Marvin Harrison– May have been a gang leader of sorts? Was involved in a shady shooting and was identified as a shooter by at least one victim.
Michael Irvin– Stabbed a teammate with scissors because he didn’t want to wait for a haircut. Drugs. Sexual assault.
Tyreek Hill– Punched and choked his pregnant girlfriend. Threatened his wife, may have broken his son’s arm.
Antonio Brown– Possible rapist, sexual assault, cheated business partners, is a clown.
Notable Omissions:
Dorial Green-Beckham– Broke into someone’s place and threw a woman down the stairs
Riley Cooper– Racist
Donte Stallworth– Vehicular Manslaughter. Ultimately while this was horrible, I don’t think he’s a bad person.
Mark Ingram Sr. – Fraud and Money laundering
David Tyree– Major homophobe and champion of conversion therapy. Appears to have maybe turned a corner in the past few years
Titus Young– Burglary, assault, battery…but he’s obviously very, very mentally ill
Plaxico Burress– More of a dumbass than a scumbag, really
Larry Fitzgerald– Does not really belong here, but there is always that one guy in every scumbag discussion who has to be the annoying killjoy who is too proud about knowing this trivia fact about Larry Fitz that he will smugly point out his single domestic incident. So this is my acknowledgment that he once got in a fight with his girlfriend.
TE: Not a deep field of names, but true standout scumbags
*Aaron Hernandez– Had a bit of a murdering hobby
Kellen Winslow Jr– A despicable person. Serial rapist, assaulter, kidnapping, battery, being a vile human
Jerramy Stevens– Possible rapist, domestic abuse, sexual assault, battery, maybe the most irresponsible driver on the planet, beat up Hope Solo
Noteable Omissions
Mark Chmura – Got freaky with the 17 yr old babysitter like a creep
Tyler Higbee– hate crime against a middle eastern man
FB- Yes, we need fullbacks on this list, this is NFL history
*Jim Brown– A spicy and problematic history with domestic violence issues
Roosevelt Potts– Went to prison for domestic violence
Notable Omissions:
Heath Evans– Workplace creep, sexual harasser
Bruce Miller– Attacked two people
OFFENSIVE LINE: Surprisingly few scumbags, the hardest positions to fill out.
*OT-Bryant McKinnie– Sex Boat, battery and disorderly conduct
*OT Desmond Harrison– Assault
*OG Richie Incognito– Bullying, assault, sexual assault, dirty player, racist, etc
*OG Conrad Dobler– Very dirty player, punched Mean Joe Greene
*C Barret Robbins– Mentally ill attempted murderer, assault
C Dominic Raiola– verbal harassment
Notable Omissions:
OT Taylor Lewan- May have threatened a rape victim, situation unclear
DT- Not that deep a position, surprisingly
*Warren Sapp– Domestic battery, soliticing prostitutes, bankruptcy, was a dick
Josh Brent– Got drunk, drove like a maniac and killed his teammate in the crash
Notable Omissions:
Earnest Holmes- Mentally ill, shot at a police helicopter
Ndamukong Suh– Stomped on a player, dirty hits
Albert Haynesworth– Stomped on a player, lazy asshole
DE- A strong category of scum
*Robert Rozier– Serial killer, killed more people than he played games in the NFL
*Greg Hardy– Unapologetic domestic abuser
Frank Clark– Domestic violence, threatened a reporter
Ray McDonald– Domestic violence, sexual assault
Leonard Little– Drunk Manslaughter, DUI
Charles Martin– Dirty player, best known for the worst roughing the passer penalty in NFL history when he ruined Jim McMahon’s career
LB- An incredibly stacked position. Linebackers love being terrible people.
*Lawrence Taylor– Did all the drugs, tax evasion, rounded it out with some quality statutory rape
*Bill Romanowski– The dirtiest player of all time, just a vile and violent asshole. Also a racist.
*Eric Naposki– Murder
*Nate Webster– Domestic assault, sexual battery, statutory rape
Ray Lewis– Covered up murder, may have helped the murder
Terrell Suggs– Domestic abuse and assault, threatened to pour bleach on his wife and son
Michael Boley– Child Abuse
Aldon Smith– Dui, hit and run, harassing a TSA agent, assault
Joey Porter– Dirty player, assault
Notable Omissions:
Junior Galette– Domestic Violence
Vontaze Burfict– Dirty player
Hollywood Henderson– Sexual assault, did coke with underage girls
Jovan Belcher– sadly mentally ill, murder-suicide
CB- Lots of attitude, but mostly just talk. However, still some real winners here
*Brandon Browner– Attempted murder
*Pacman Jones– the strip club incident, assaults, vandalism
Perrish Cox– Possible rapist
Notable Omissions:
Aqib Talib– Dirty player (eye gouger and more), shot himself and lied to police
Chris Culliver– hit a biker with his car, major homophobe
Saftey- One major scumbag, plus a few other notables
*Darren Sharper– Prolific serial rapist
*Mossy Cade– Sexually assaulted his own aunt
Jack Tatum– dirty player
Notable Omissions:
Kam Moore– stepped on a woman’s neck
Eugene Robinson– ruined the Falcons first SB run by getting arrested the night before being a douche
SPECIAL TEAMS- Not too many bad guys, but we gotta fill this roster
*Kicker Josh Brown– beat his wife
*Punter Russell Erxleben– Fraud, money laundering
*Long Snapper– Kevin Hauser- fraud
Notable Omissions:
Jeff Reed– weirdo, smashed up a Sheetz bathroom
STAFF- take your pick
Coach- Buddy Ryan– asshole, punched Kevin Gilbride
OC- Sean Payton– Bountygate, apparently is a party creep from whispers I’ve heard
DC- Gregg Williams– asshole, bountygate
Owner- Dan Snyder– Pimping out his own cheerleaders, a well-known piece of shit
Notable Omissions:
Basically ever other owner
No joke, this team would probably go 19-0. That linebacking corp is monstrous. The RB field is stacked, as id the DE position. The only weakness I see is the offensive line. But that’s no issue with Ben “I shrug off defenders and rape allegations with equal ability” Roethlisberger.
Let me know if there is anyone you think belongs that I may have overlooked!
Can’t forget a coach Chris Foerster. Miami Dolphins cockiness video in vegas
I confess my knowledge of old football players and their transgressions isn’t that deep, so at first glance it seems you’ve covered almost everyone that would come to my mind at all, Dave. Plus, there’s a whole ton of people here that I would’ve never even heard about for the rest of my life if they weren’t mentioned.
I’ll just throw a couple of points worth considering:
1) Does Bobby Petrino qualify as a scumbag? Enough to be a ‘dishonorable mention’ coach here?
2) For that matter, are there no GM scumbags at all, come to think of it? You haven’t mentioned any(GMs serving as coaches or owners at the same time don’t count).
Cardinals GM Steve Keim got arrested for DUI and lied about his identity during the stop. Former Texans GM Brian Gaine was accused of targeting and firing African-American employees. Bill Belichick has had several scandals related to spying and others.
Art Model must be at least Scumbag Owner 1b
Enh…moron, yes. Guy who screwed over Cleveland, yes. But his personal life isn’t filled with as many enemies as Snyder, who’s basically in a league of his own.
As Dave points out, basically every owner could count (not sure I’d agree with him on that, but there are a lot of shitbags with money). Modell was a scumbag in terms of how he ran the team (fired Paul Brown, fired Bill Belichick, moved the team to Baltimore), but his personal life doesn’t have that many “oh god what a piece of shit” instances. Snyder has a LOT of those in everything he’s been involved in.
Jim Irsay is a lot worse than Modell on this scale. Getting a recovering addict back on drugs to the point she killed herself with an overdose when she realized Jim wasn’t going to marry her is notable scumbag behavior worthy of a Snyder. Negotiating the future of the franchise while on suspension for his own drug offenses also counts.
Jerry Jones was most likely an enabler of the “White House” era of the Cowboys where everyone on the team was using cocaine.
It’s really depressing to think of what a full and insanely good team you could make out of only the worst people… I can’t even claim innocence here, I was real happy with what Talib did for my team in 2015.
Hey man, you cant just be out here spreadings rumors. Oj didnt commit a murder.
He commited 2.
And while we’re tiptoeing around the whole “Allegedly” component, let’s also remember the tried-and-convicted armed robbery for which he was reimprisoned!
Josh Brown (former Giants kicker) beat his wife.
Honorable mention on special teams for Mike Vanderjagt, who dissed his quarterback… who by the way was Peyton Manning, apparently throttled a kid as a middle school coach, and of course was generally known as “Vanderjerk.”
Also he was Canadian.
We’re horrible people 😉
And he missed a kick that nearly cost the Tampa Bay Storm Arena Bowl IX
The kid probably brought up that miss vs. the Steelers.
XD
Randall Woodfield never actually played in an NFL game. I think that should DQ him.
This is the comment I was looking for. I was thinking the same thing.
Nate Newton, pro bowler and drug trafficker. Now a pretty cool radio guy! I mean it was just marijuana, but it might count?
Nate Newton also committed rape while Michael Irvin held the girl at gunpoint. Also he did dogfighting.
Who was the one guy who claimed to be Satan and threatened to eat his coaches children? I think he played for Dallas or Chicago?
I think that was Jeremiah/Jay Ratliff, seemed like more of a mental case than a criminal.
Yep, that’s exactly who it was, thank you. Also yeah it was definitely a mental health issue, but I thought threatening to eat kids of the coaches deserves a mention.
I was gonna say Jim Brown could have been an honorable mention at running back but I saw you put him at fullback, which, yeah, he technically was a fullback, but the way they were used in the 1950s and ’60s he’s really a running back.
Another honorable mention at a stacked position has to be James Harrison, who as far I can tell doesn’t have ff field issues, but was an unrepentant headhunter. If you feel like your cornerback room is a little thin you could use Cortland Finnegan, who is one of the dirtiest players and dirty-trick artists I’ve ever seen at any position.
You know you’re a Giants fan when you put Tiki Barber up there with OJ Simpson and Lawrence Phillips.
After watching the Barber twins football life, my wife would put Tiki up there too.
While I agree that Tiki is not as bad as most of the other names on this list (and sometimes I think Giants fans overreact just a little bit to some of his past comments), divorcing his pregnant wife to get with a much younger intern was pretty scummy. He’s on the honorable mentions list, not quite up there with the murderers, so I don’t have a problem with it. He’s probably earned an honorable mention.
Schiano? Anyone?
Also, as a point, I’m not sure Riley Cooper is a racist. Does saying a racist thing while very drunk make one a racist? I think the dude is just an idiot rather than a racist.
Yes.
You know how when you go to a bar, and people are having a good time, and the entire room just can’t stop saying racial slurs over and over again?
Neither do I.
well said
you dont channel any thoughts or behaviors that werent there already, even when drunk
He wasn’t at a bar. He was at a Kenny Chesney corner.
I’m not trying to vindicate him for saying it, I’m just saying that making a mistake once does not define a person. Everyone is guilty of something and nobody should be defined by the worst thing they’ve done – Especially if it only happened once, and said person is repentant.
Hate has no place in the world and we should not tolerate it. But forgiveness is also an important thing, because if we don’t forgive those who have done wrong, then you are just as guilty of hate.
I think he did it more than once and supported some shady quasi-racists which built at least a circumstantial dislike for him.
Jim Schwarz…He needs to be on here for coaching the worst dirty players in the last 20 years. Teaching them how to play dirty.
“Ben ‘I shrug off defenders and rape allegations with equal ability’ Roethlisberger”
What an amazing line. On the subject of Jeff Reed, one time the Steelers came to a little charity event kind of thing as my high school where they played a basketball game against the teachers and stuff. A fun little nonsense event where the kids can come watch their asshole geography teacher literally get dunked on.
Jeff Reed spent the entire event hitting on a girl in my class in the front of the bleachers.
Maybe next we can get an All-NFL Good Person team to balance it out?
So basically a team from the 40s/50s?
Jerry Rice, maybe? Seems like a pretty nice guy.
I dunno, it depends on what your qualifications are. A lot of guys have set up charitable foundations, especially quarterbacks, so that might be because they’re good guys…but it might also be because it’s a thing to do to get yourself some good press. Most guys stay out of trouble (in fact, NFL arrest rates are approximately 50% of the normal population), but that might be because they take Cris Carter’s advice and have a dedicated fall guy.
Point is: Darren Sharper stands out for being a rapist. Troy Polomalu (sp?), who as far as I know doesn’t have any issues…does not. It’s a lot easier to get press for being a bastard than it is for being a nice guy.
I like to do theme teams in Madden, and the All Criminal team is one of those. you have basically every person I normally include.
The other is the All Hall of Fame Team: (My rule us only players currently in the Hall with one exception on Offense, Defense, Special teams for recently retired players who for sure will make it.)
QB: Joe Montana, Otto Graham, Johnny Unit As
RB (Includes Fullbacks): Jim Brown, Barry Sanders, Walter Payton, Marion Motley
WR: Jerry Rice, Randy Moss, Steve Largent, Andre Reed, Don Hutson, Tory Holt
TE: Tony Gonzales, Mike Ditka, Gronk, Ozzy Newsome
OL: Jon Ogden, Mike Munchak, Anthony Muñoz, Jim Otto, John Hannah, kinda forgetting some
DE: Reggie White, Bruce Smith, Ed “Too Tall” Jones, Jason Taylor, Jack Youngblood, Deacon Jones
DT: Alan Page, Merlin Olsen, Mean Joe Greene
LB: LT, Andre Tippett, Jack Lambert, Ray Nitscke, Ray Lewis, Brian Urlacher, Junior Seau
CB: Dick “Night Train” Lane, Deion Sanders, Mel Blount, Champ Bailey, Derrell Revis
S: Jack Tatum, Sammy Baugh(Also Emergency QB and Punter), Ed Reed, Brian Dawkins.
K: Adam Vinatieri
P: Ray Guy
Returns: Devin Hester (He deserves to be in)
OL/Kicker
Lou Groza
It would be fun to take specific seasons from players and make a team keeping in mind whether or not their game / size / speed would translate to today’s game. Would make for a fun debate.
QB-2013 Payton Manning-turned a bunch of average WRs and TEs to the most powerful offense ever under average rcoach John Fox, while basically calling his own plays. Only downside is we didn’t get the SuperBowl win, but neither did my #2 (07 Brady) or #3 (18 Mahomes).
HB – 1999 Marshall Fall – perfectly tailored for
With Graham and Motley in there I was gonna guess you were a Browns fan, but a Browns fan would never take Hester over Cribbs.
Idk about anyone else but to me doing coke with underage girls seems EXACTLY the kinda crime a guy named Hollywood Henderson would commit…
Chances are tho that theres a whole legion of players from waaay back to like the 60s/70s that did shady shit and we never heard about it, a. was the media attention completely diffrent before nationwide 24/7 cable television and b. beating your wife wasnt exactly frowned up back then…
Also id bet my life savings that theres a whole bunch of “white collar” crimes going on we havent heard about, all those millions of dollars earned and only 1 dude on the list for tax evasion shenanigans…. that seems hiiighly unlikely
Doing drugs with underage girls and sexual assault is worthy of a starting position. Certainly more than giving misleading information, then owning up to the crime and testifying on behalf of the prosecution. Lewis should be on the team, but Henderson is definitely the starter.
I honestly did not know that about Marvin Harrison. That’s both shocking to me and not. And this team would own. And with that coaching staff (Payton and Williams especially), this team would never lose.
Oh, and Ray Lewis is an awful dancer. Does that count?
This team is sadly an example of just how little NFL teams really care about most disciplinary issues. But don’t you dare smoke weed.
Actually, the all-weed team would be stacked, too. Ricky Williams is the obvious headliner. Calvin Johnson smoked a lot. Santonio Holmes, Josh Gordon, Martavis Bryant…actually a ton of WRs.
The all-weed team would be the most talented 7-9 team ever. I don’t imagine a lot of effort in that locker room
So the 2012 Detroit Lions (still my favorite draw play image)
Art Schlichter surely has to be in as a QB. Degenerate gambler and fraudster who has served multiple prison sentences, including one currently. Also suspended by NFL for gambling.
And won 4 Arena Bowls in Detroit
I don’t know if he was good enough in the NFL to make it though.
Why didn’t JPP get an honorable mention for use of destructive devices?
JPP really isn’t a scumbag. He’s just a major dumbass.
Yeah, I know. I just had to find a way to crack a joke about a dude who blew his damn self up when most of this list was people being awful to other people.
I think QB [Art Schlichter][https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Art_Schlichter] should get an honourable mention. Pretty sad stuff with the gambling addictions and concussion driven CTE, yet he was writing bad checks to absolutely everyone to try and cover off his debts.
Don’t forget that Tom Cable once sent an assistant coach to the hospital after punching him in the jaw.
Also is a scumbag for crimes against Russell Wilson
I believe Perrish Cox was confirmed being a rapist by DNA evidence, but was acquitted due to a mistrial.
I was going to say this was a really low-effort comic but the write up was fucking incredible. O-Line wouldn’t be horrible with Incognito and Lewan either.
They’re thin with the back second string, but honestly, it’s a solid OL, and that’s the weakest position group.
Alex Karras?
Ran a gambling den for organized crime & bet on football games. Still should be HOF.
Ernie Holmes from the 70’s Steel Curtain fired a gun at a police chopper. But he had a sweet mohawk, so let’s call it a push.
I think Woodfield is a stretch, only because he never actually played in the NFL at all. He was drafted and released in training camp. Given the depth at WR, even with his horrendous crimes, he seems to be more in line an an honorable mention than to have made the roster. Perhaps we can put him on the practice squad.
I’d probably agree with you if it wasn’t for the sheer scale of his crimes. He might legitimately be the very worst person on this list, by a fair amount, which is startling. The fact that he even sniffed a roster and was paid by a team makes it worth a mention.
Travis Henry went to prison for cocaine trafficking.
How about Nate Newton then? It takes a special kind of talent to get pulled over in a minivan full of pot twice in the span of a month.
Special Teams — how can you miss Rafael Septien? One of the Dallas Cowboys’ all time leading scorers, and convicted kid diddler.
I was just thinking that. The 1970s and 1980s Cowboys had quite a scumbag team.
This team is actually fucking stacked, too. 19-0 stacked, if you shake up the starters some for DE and WR, and run 11 personnel with Irvin, Harrison, and AB.
Man. LT, Sapp, Hardy, Little, Suggs, Porter, and Smith? Talk about a pass rush rotation.
No Kiko Alonso? He had quite a few incidents in Oregon and had a few dirty hits in the NFL as well. Aside from Flacco, Luck, and Josh Allen, I think he also tore Brian Hoyer’s ACL
Flacco slid late
Scumbag Owner? — Look no further than exhibit A — Georgia Frontiere aka “Marge Schott without the winning personality or smoker’s cough”. By the age of 30, Georgia had burned through five husbands and moved on to sucking money from Colts owner Caroll Rosenbloom (husband #6) in 1966. Rosenbloom would trade teams with Rams owner Bob Irsay, taking over the Rams in 1971.
Rosenbloom, an accomplished swimmer, drowned under mysterious circumstances in 1979 leaving the team to Georgia. Rumors persist to this day that the former showgirl had her husband bumped off. In the premier episode of the PBS series Frontline, several mobsters claim his legs were held to cause his drowning. Before he died, Rosenbloom had made it clear that his son and the Rams GM would take over the team in the event of his death. That of course didn’t happen. Georgia inherited the team as a tax dodge and promptly fired her son in law. A couple notes on the funeral…While Rosenbloom had asked for a simple ceremony with friends and family, Georgia kept the 600 guests she had invited waiting an hour before entering with musical accompaniment and Jonathan Winters served as master of cermonies (Winters and Don Rickles would do a ten minute comedy bit later in the service). Three months after the funeral, Georgia shacked up with musician Dominic Frontiere who would later become husband #7.
Murderer? Perhaps. Thief? Definitely. When Rosenbloom and Irsay swapped teams, Georgia conspired to keep one of the Colts’ Super Bowl trophies. The NFL had to replace the trophy.
By 1994, Georgia and her attorney/Rams chairman John Shaw had sufficiently run the team into the ground to the point where the fans in LA quit bothering to show up. She then bilked her hometown of St. Louis out of a luxurious taxpayer-funded stadium and moved the team.
I think they modeled Rachel Phelps after her, and that was five years before she moved the team even.
OC: I’d substitute in Todd Haley. Because he’s…yeah, he’s just a complete sack of shit.
Dude! Shady McCoy anyone? Remember the club incident where he beat up a off duty cop and to allegedly sent a bro to rob and beat up ex of his and is a shitty landlord.
What about Joe Mixon?
no Boz? or do you consider him more idiot than scumbag? I could lean either way
lifetime Scumbag Owner award should go to Tex Schramm, the 1987 strike-killer himself
A shout out to RB Onterrio Smith, who introduced most of us to “The Whizzinator”. Certainly not scummy enough for this team, but an NFL lowlight just the same.
DT Johnny Jolly got arrested a couple times for selling purple drank.
Statutory rape is a bit unfair for LT. The girl lied about her age.
Also what was she doing working as a prostitute? Granted LT didn’t help his case by being there but still it makes you wonder.
Someone make this into a tecmo ROM, stat.
Seconded!
Comic for the today’s game against the Redskins due to Haskins’ debut vs. Jones?
That moment when racism puts you on a list with murderers and rapists (see Riley Cooper)
Premise is great, but man I feel like you missed a HUGE opportunity for some comics here.
Comic #1 is everyone wondering where Goodell is when all the AB scandal is going down. Last scene of the comic is a dark figure telling Goodell “…but I can make all this go away, for a price. I want you to take a stab at some… recruiting… for me”. Anytime over the next couple of months that you need a filler strip, you have Goodell showing up to recruit a bastard player (a la MCU post credits scenes). The mystery builds over the months. The plan is revealed to build a team of complete and total scumbags, both living and dead, to challenge the Patriots’ assumed supremacy. But who is pulling the strings? Is it the devil? No, Bill Belichick is right there. God himself then? Tensions rise and questions mount as the scumbags somehow supplant the AFC chamipionship team and go to the Superbowl.
You then do a couple of strips for game. In Q1, the scumbags seem to be holding back. What is going on? Surely the pure ferocity of this team would have guaranteed a Tom Brady injury by now??? The half ends with the Pats up by 3 touchdowns. They’re making it look easy. Are they simply this damn good?
Pats get the ball to start the half. The defense lays down and Rex Burkhead goes 83 yards for an easy score! Suddenly the bastards offense comes alive. They march down the field easily. Belichick realizes that the scumbags have somehow ensured scumbag refs. His challenge flags mean nothing to them as the O-Line viciously chop blocks. Antonio Brown catches a pass with space. He has the open field, defenders left behind him, but he inexplicably steps out of bounds at the one.
The shadowy figure emerges. “Kick the field goal. Complete the ritual”. Dan Quinn finally reveals what in the actual hell he’s been doing all season.
List is incomplete without the Raiders Anthony Smith. 3 consecutive life sentences without parole – https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthony_Smith_(defensive_end)
Also don’t look up Mossy Cade unless you want your afternoon ruined.
Janilowski?
deshaun watson decided it was time to join the list 2 years late