Draft Cards Week!
Jul15
on July 15, 2019
at 12:01 am
I told you I’d finish them.
Since we are still in the doldrums with time winding down before news starts to filter back into the discourse this is probably as good a time as I have left to just power through it and punch them out. I went ahead and made a page for them right here, and I’ll be filling it up every night with the ones I’ve finished that day. So you can follow them along as I complete them or just wait till Friday or Saturday and see them all at once.
I get the feeling while looking at this that the Cardinal logo in the background may try to pick him up and feed him to it’s young.
Long time no see, Arena football guy here (Dan Marino’s Super Bowl Ring)
The Arizona Rattlers just pulled an ’07 Patriots in the IFL United Bowl.
Good NEWS Everyone.
I’m just happy that every else also realized that Daniel Jones looks like an Eli Manning impersonator.
6 and 7 man, just great lol.
I cannot get over how epic the Eli/Daniel Jones doppelganger is! Should I, as a Pats fan, already be worried about Jones somehow making an impossible sack-avoiding squirm and downfield toss to win the SB?
As always, love your work, man!
Oof, there goes Jonah Williams
y’know, that Devin Bush joke may be about the most obvious thing you could do, but when it’s executed that well I can’t help but laugh!
Kind of like the Jake Butt draft card?
Loved scrolling down and knowing Deandre’s last name was Baker before reading it.
You did N’Keal Harry dirty Dave.
I feel that was a totally intentional mind slip since Dave is quite anti-NE…
Eh, nothing wrong with a little jab here and there at our team’s perceived fondness for white receivers, while ignoring that the real reason most of these “weird” positional picks are basically the guys that will work their arses off and go to hell and back (or Buffallo/Detroit/etc) if need be just to play football in the NFL. Hell, if some 4.nothing foot non-binary “small person” whips out the sort of work ethic Coach gets a stiffy for AND actually can catch passes, he’d be immediately offered a long-term contract (with team-friendly clauses and pay structure, ofc)… After all, the alternative is to think how your team basically cloned Eli to keep derping for the foreseeable future 😀
Decided to take a retroactive look at the previous draft cards after seeing the 2022 cards and immediately got sad seeing Dwayne Haskins