Joe Flacco Lives To Money Fight Another Day
Jun28
on June 28, 2019
at 12:01 am
Yup, did all that so I could casually kill Ryan Tannehill.
Ryan Tannehill never belonged.
Thank you for enjoying this week of deep lore, friends. Now stop asking for money comics.
Honestly with the lack of news happening I might just make another one for Monday.
The reverse Tebow. Might have been alright if he’d stayed a receiver.
So, the second-last panel from yesterday’s comic was foreshadowing after all, I wondered why Tannehill wasn’t visible there.
I’m thankful that Bort survived though. Now he should somehow try to appease his desire to be a thorn in Wilson’s side yet again.
Though… It’s kinda surprising that Tannehill got incinerated while Bort wasn’t. To be fair, Tanny’s never played a playoff game while Bort has managed to reach the conference championship game, but still…
Anyway, guess we can lay this storyline to rest for the moment, at least until Dak gets his own team-crippling contract.
“Watch this end up being the year Ryan Tannehill breaks out and I have to retcon this bullshit”
You can give him something like the old Superman IV movie treatment, where he comes back as a solar-powered superhuman or something.
I think you’ll be fine Dave. Even if Tanny somehow manages to find a clutch bone he’ll break it befpre the season ends anyway.
Dave I want to commend you on a really well drawn star in that last pannel. Something about it is just realistic.
If Tannehill does have a breakout year, you can always go “harnessed the power of the cosmos to get his revenge”. I mean, a QB can have a few good games and get paid (lookin at you Flynn) or get rich based entirely on potential (Bradford blew an ACL as I typed this; also probably got a new deal somewhere).
ive always wondered what the teams back on Earth do after all the star players they just paid screw off and go to space
is 17 going through solar reentry
that would imply an atmosphere but pretty sure the corona would toast him well before he got close to the “surface”
plus the corona is probably the most “atmosphere” a star actually has
which will happen first: ionized by solar radiation or ripped apart by tidal forces of gravity
i have so many questions
Maybe he is burning up right now and those are flames
Maybe trying to comprehend the scientific accuracy of a comic with people building forts out of money on the moon is beyond reasonable explanation
hey tannehill, whats it like to have your bodys electrons literally stripped from their orbitals, and then
intercepted
by the stars gravity
If Tannehill wins the starting job from Mariota I can’t wait to see what arcane magic you use to bring him back from the sun.
All hail the Sun King! Titan of Old!
Now I hope Tannehill takes over the Titans and gets some playoff wins this year. That way you have to make a comic about him rising from the ashes with the solar power of the sun energizing him to smite those that scorned him.
You’ll have to do another one when Miller carries Flacco to the playoffs, allowing him to unleash his TRUE POWER…
Wilson would feel so betrayed.
I doubt that’ll happen without the magic of WADE PHILLIPS.
Maybe, but they do now have Fangio.
So do I, but it’d be really funny if it did.
So did the wad launcher just checkdown to Alex Smith?
An idea! To expand this storyline how about having the inflated NBA and MLB contract holders observing from a distance and ready for a take over
You should depict his death graphically just to see what happens.
Hahah I love this series!!
Never stop the money comics!