Mutiny Mounts On The Moon Money Base
This is the first year in the history of Money-Verse that things began to decay.
I knew it was going to happen but I was afraid of it. Once you go long enough, someone is gonna start to suck and lose their job. Contracts that seemed huge will now look pitiful. Andy Dalton was Joe Flacco’s first ever friend in the money-verse. Nobody cares about his contract now. This year alone however we had a ton of changes, starting with our protagonist. Flacco isn’t even a Raven anymore. Discarded for pennies and a rookie who had half of an okay season. Now he’s off to Denver to play out the remains of his wasted life for probably one more season as a starter as John Elway continues his stupendous decline into hated general manager. I feel for Joe. One of the league’s better goobers. He’ll toil away on a mediocre offense on a fringe playoff team and might get two years out of it before Elway either gets jettisoned or sticks around to grab another QB because Fangio’s defense saved his job that far along.
But what does this mean for our heroes? Flacco has been the leader for so long now, but mutiny is brewing? What happens to players who no longer have money elite status? Do they die? Do they vanish? I guess this question will finally be addressed. STAY TUNED!
I knew it was going to be like GoT! The intrigue begins!
Aw man, I spoke one day too soon didn’t I lol
Still, looking forward to what changes this might bring, heh.
Even if they get thrown out the airlock, it would be nice to have some way to remember the money monsters of yore by, for bringing this hilarious mini-storyline into being.
Especially the founder, Joe Flacco, without whose modest Money Forts in his room, none of this would have been possible.
I wonder whatever happened to General Strawberry. Does he still hold a command in the moon base?
I know I say it every time he appears, but Tiny Russell Wilson is the best.
What’s funny is that Aaron Rodgers probably hates Russell Wilson in real life.
funnier to me that Wilson’s talking to Rodgers about guys who “haven’t been worth their contract in years”, now that’s some gooooooooooooood irony!
Don’t they still have Tannehill in there? Cannon ammo if ever it existed.
I hope only Bortles and Tannehill get jettisoned
Meeting up with Alex Smith by having someone(s) shot all the way to Mars?
The return of Captain Kirk when?