Matt Barkley? MATT BARKLEY?!?! MATT BARKLEY!!!
Nov16
on November 16, 2018
at 12:01 am
Matt. Barkley.
Matt Barkley! Matt Barkley. Matt Barkley. Matt Barkley. Matt Barkley. Matt Barkley. Matt Barkley (Matt Barkley) Matt Barkley.
…Matt Barkley?!
Matt Barkley? Matt Barkley, Matt Barkley. MATT BARKLEY.
Matt Barkley…
On one hand, beating the Jets proves absolutely nothing. On the other hand, MATT BARKLEY being the secret ingredient to make the Bills competitive is an extremely funny thought.
I love that this guy finally got his break. I felt we should have kept him over Sanchez when we had the whole Sanchez/Tebow/Barkley love triangle. Take the risk on the young guy and save yourself a few million on the butt fumbler.
But …. Chip Kelly …. *sigh*
Don’t forget Sam Bradford!
Jesus Christ, that was probably the most hilarious quarterback room I’ve ever seen. It’s also mind-blowing that barely two seasons after that the Eagles would win the whole caboodle.
I just… I don’t even… what?
If someone has the chance, they should probe into Chip Kelly’s (most likely mad) psyche. How was that kind of idea even conceivable? Bradford/Sanchez/Tebow/Barkley? Seriously?
Aside from his entire lower body being made of wet tissue paper I had no real issue with Bradford. He was no Randall Cunningham (my yardstick for Eagles QB’s) but he had a good arm and better composure than any of the other candidates.
Then again without his injury record, we might never have been convinced to trade up and get Wentz, and then his spitting the dummy and demanding a trade meant we got Foles back in as backup, so a tenuous case can be made for Bradford being the catalyst for the Eagles Superbowl run.
More like BAM! Sadford…
Gotta love Matt Barkley the Pokemon. Then again, dammit you, you cost us the beauty of Nathan PeterMINTs sending him down the wilderness of free agency from whence he’ll probably never return.
Also, because of you, my secret hopes of seeing an NFL team which throws more pick-6s than touchdowns for a season looks to be officially dashed. IIRC they were tied 3-3 until you came along with your two TDs. Drat.
Oh well, that was a surreal hope anyway.
Btw… I might have just forgotten it, but what’s the context behind Matt Barkley wearing his underpants on his head? Is it some silly drunk photo hailing from his college days, like Matt Ryan with his bra? He was doing it in his only other appearance in this comic 3 years ago, too.
Matt Damon
MATT DAMON!
MAAAAAATTTTT DAAAAAAMMMMMMOOOOONNNN!!!!!
Matt Damon?! Matt Damon Matt Damon!
Sad to see the Nathan Peterman tenure end so soon. We will probably never see him play professional football again. Unless John Gruden decides to pick him up.
Rest In Peace Nathan Peterman, we’ll always miss your godawful interceptions and QBR.
Years later, Jon Gruden still has him lmaooooo
This aged well
I love Pokémon Matt Barkley. You know at some point he’s gonna get hurt and they’re gonna have to re-sign Peterman, because God has decreed that Peterman will be the Bills’ QB this year and there’s nothing anyone can do about it.
Pls no Peterman will somehow find a way to win against Miami and that’s going to be more embarrassing than the Buttfumble, Colts’ Swinging Gate and Leon Lett in Thanksgiving all put together
How have the Jets not fired Bowles yet after that debacle vs Buffalo. What are they waiting for? Even with the Giants continually being a shit show it’s good to know they’ll never be the worst run team that plays at MetLife.
What do you gain from firing Todd Bowles right now? It’s a lost season. The Jets aren’t going anywhere. You can’t even say it would keep Bowles from ruining Darnold further because he’s a defencive guy. He doesn’t mess with the offence. What’s the worat that can happen, the Jets continue to lose games? Boohoo poor Jets getting a better draft position.
The answer to your question lies in another question. Who on that staff are you promoting to be the interim head coach?
This was the most fun game in years
Anything which involved the Bills not being stomped into the ground like a mere mortal that got between Vince Wilfork and an all you can eat buffet would seem like the greatest thing ever this season for Bills fans.
I got 4 messages from my Buffalo friend… They were all along the line sof OMFG Matt Barkley GOAT
How many QBs are called Matt or Matthew in this league?
And yes, I know the irony of this comment.
Nine. Of varying degrees of ability
Back Ups included?
Yes.
Moe.
As a Jets fan this is one of the lowest points since the other USC quarterback decided to sprint dorectly up the O-lines ass.
But, if Matt Barkley is back in the league, everything is good.
*confused look*
never did understand that damned pokemon crap…
right there with ya
now if dpd had made a dnd joke instead
He better bring in Grog as a cameo when he does.
MATT BARKLEY! 😀
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Yay! A Matt Barkley comic! With commentary (seemingly) by Matt Barkley himself. This makes me so Matt Barkley inside. The world is Matt Barkley now. After this, will Matt Barkley somehow become an icon in the mold of Sexy Rexy?
everyone is making the pokemon reference, could this be a Hodor reference?
Matt Damon from Team America!
It took over 3 and a half years but you finally made a sequel to your greatest piece of art: http://www.thedrawplay.com/tag/matt-barkley/
(I’ll admit I’m a little biased here)
Batt Markley!
Preserved about 300 thousand.
which is carried out by the printing
bride, Julie d’Angenne.