The Browns Change Their Mascot
THE BROWNS WON!
Bless ’em. Bless those Browns. Not only did they win they did it in spectacular fashion during a Thursday night game everyone expected to suck. They did it during a single half of football against the guy many thought was the better prospect. My goodness, bless the Browns. 1-1-1 baby!
Sometime early in the game a possum somehow ended up in the stadium. A badass country boy Browns fan grabbed the possum and threw it in a box. It is now the Rally Possum. Forget dogs. Who needs dogs anyway? I’m gonna throw my own dog out the window right now brb.
Maybe the Browns were possums all along. Playing dead, but full of sinister ugly life. And we’ve woken them up.
Okay, so that was a pretty awesome game and maybe Baker helped bring out what this team can actually be. The instant life that the team showed with Mayfield back there can’t be overstated. We’re going to enter the Mayfield era and it’s gonna own.
DAVE COMPUTER UPDATE:
Writing this Sunday night so I dunno if my computer will be back to normal conditions in time to make a regular comic for Thursday. I’ll keep making everyday Checkdowns for the time being and provide updates as I go.
The Browns now have a better record than the Patriots. After week 3. When’s the last time that happened?
My thought exactly. I went a step further below.
I want bleach
I honestly wonder if Bellicheck is purposely icing out Brady, so that he can start planning for the future. He tried to trade Gronk? Imagine if that would have happened!! Hogan would’ve been WR1 and I don’t even think he’d make a Canadian Football team.
Thought I would pass this along. After yesterday’s games, The Browns, after 3 weeks of play, are on the fringe of the playoffs. I know it’s REAAAAAAAAALLY early, but when was the last time you could say that. They also have a better record than the following teams:
Patriots, Falcons, Steelers, Cowboys, Texans, Raiders, Chargers, 49ers, and the Seahawks, all teams thought to be far better and all teams who if you have watched them compared to the Browns actually haven’t looked all that great at all. In fact, the only team there that has been pretty decent has been the Chargers and they have played a helluva schedule so far. The Falcons have been so-so, and the Steelers play tonight.
Also, The Mighty Vikings (those who unforgivably got BLASTED by Buffalo AT HOME) and the Packers are tied with the Browns. Yes, it’s early, but there were Browns fans who had a parade for 0-16 last year so right now, let them have this. I love it. This is great.
Week 9, 2014. They were 6-3 and winning the division after embarrassing the Bengals. Then Mack’s injury finally caught up to them and Hoyer turned into a pumpkin.
Wow, as bad as they’ve been the last few years, that seems way to recent for them to have had that good of a record. Have they even won 6 games total since then?
And the really quick answer is no, they haven’t. 5. 7-9 in 2014. 5 wins total since.
SUMUNDPOSPO?
I think it would be more like UMPPOSSOUND.
this is what i came for.
Also!! I love the the new Draw Play Checkdown Logo up top. Fantastic!
Totally a sperm!
I posted this on my facebook, but none of you will have seen that… If the Browns ever put together a defense good enough to get a name, like The Steel Curtain, The Purple People Eaters or The Orange Crush I hope they’re called The Cleveland Steamrollers.
I’m partial to The Junkyard Dawgs.
I mean, as good as Mayfield looked, it seems waaay too early to call this the beginning of the Mayfield era (and I know that’s probably tongue-in-cheek, but some people mean it sincerely).
He got two lucky breaks; he fumbled but it was recovered by Cleveland, and he threw a sure-thing interception in the endzone that the defender couldn’t hold on to. If those had gone the other way, the Browns (probably) lose, and his debut isn’t nearly as stellar. And that’s ignoring all of the other rookie quarterbacks we’ve seen look great at first but be unable to maintain for whatever reason.
Honestly I think the Possum guy should be the new mascot. He’s amazing.
Browns beat Jets by 4.
Jets beat Lions by 31.
Lions beat Patriots by 16.
Conclusion: Browns over Patriots by 51!
That’s science, bitches….
I like the logic but they don’t play the Pats this year and don’t tell me they will see them in the playoffs. However they will beat the Raiders in Oakland next week. Chucky is going to murder fools.
It happened again.
https://twitter.com/Browns/status/1048928452194263042