Andrew Luck Finally Throws A Football
Remember Andrew Luck?
Tall guy, built well, ugly as hell? Played for the Colts for a few years? No, not Curtis Painter, the one after him, but before Jacoby Biscuits. Yeah. He was pretty good, even made it to a championship game once. He was pretty good, right? Like, his bombs to TY Hilton and Coby Fleener were fun to watch. He used his legs a bunch to run. Shame what happened to him, really.
Apparently he’s on track for an NFL comeback season! Good for him. After all this time he is apparently throwing footballs. That’s good to hear. The once can’t miss prospect is back on his feet. I can’t wait to see what complications arise from this new development. Maybe his legs have atrophied. Maybe his spine will shatter. No matter what the case, the Colts will pretend it didn’t happen, trot him back onto the field, and we will watch a man die. An extremely ugly man, but a man.
Really it is a shame to see what has so far become of Luck. Dude was on track to be pretty good for a while and clearly had all the talent before this whole mess started. His prime is hitting us right now, and it feels we’ve been robbed of fun QB play. Luck was a fun player to watch. He ran around, he made big ‘ol throws, he was beyond hideous and didn’t seem to realize that his beard did him zero favors so he kept growing it. How can a man who went to Stanford not have the brains to see this in the mirror and think “wow, I look like a goddamn sasquatch”. Maybe he doesn’t have mirrors because he shatters any within 10 feet.
I’m naturally curious to see if Andrew Luck is anything like we remember him being or if the injury and time away has done the damage. I honestly don’t expect him to be good for at least 6 weeks at minimum. He may still have the brain but he’s been unable to practice for over a year because of this thing, he’s going to be physically rusty. Maybe we will get the old Andrew Luck back.
Why doesn’t Irsay have a bottle of whiskey in his hand?
That’s how dire the situation is. Even Jim Irsay is sober.
Hidden panel after that last one was Ole Jim sobbing in a corner with a few empty bottles around him, a dead hooker in the background, and probably a coffee table with a small himalayan mountain of coke on it, saying over and over to himself “I thought I got Lucky”….
Because alcoholism isnt a “dank meme” and its not cool to shit on someone for a crippling disease just because they’re rich?
Yeah it’s not a Dank meme
It’s a Drank meme
Thumbs Up? Like? Do we have an equivalent on this site?
If you can’t shit on rich people with substance abuse issues who can we shit on? The players who peacefully protest?
No. No sexual assault jokes! No alcoholism jokes! We can only joke about suicide!
If we can’t joke about things like that, might as well kill myself anyways I guess. Or watch a season in review of the 2017 Browns. Same thing, right?
Hey! How about you don’t make be mean to people who laugh at alcoholism! We’re genetically predisposed and are victims of opporession.
Remember when the Colts FO refused to put the guy on PUP because they didn’t want to commit to him being out for 6 weeks?
Good times.
I think the theory is “better to have bad luck than no luck at all “
Given the state of the Colts’ O-Line, I’m assuming Luck lasts all of 1Q before having his leg ripped off.
Yeah the media made a big deal out of him throwing. They left out the flies all over him and some maggots infesting him.
Nope. Someone is going to hit him in exactly the wrong place in Week 4 and he’ll be out for the rest of the season — again.
Signed, Houston Texans fan having to deal with the fragile bones of JJ Watt.
Can’t tell if that’s a Colts logo on Jim’s tie or just a little bit of [REDACTED] residue.
It’s BRISKET, not Biscuits.
Nope. It’s absolutely Biscuits. Good ol biscuits. He occasionally solves crimes in the off-season with his partner Gravy.
He had to change his name to keep vince wilfork from trying to eat him. It didnt work
If Andrew Luck doesn’t comeback good I hope someone just somehow kicks Jim Irsay out of his job the dude is a massive scumbag and if he ruins the promising career of Andrew Luck that has to be the last straw,right? Right?
should change his name to Andrew UNLuck, amirite?!?
Andrew Luck is definitely hideous, but you think Cam is handsome. So…
Farts.
I have realized luck has no luck. P.S. Its my birthday today, I’m now 13!!
If Luck manages to go a full game and doesn’t die behind that O line I’ll be surprised. But knowing the way the Colts have handled Luck so far, he could died in the first quarter and they would still throw him out there all 16 games and say he’s fine.
Should we place the father from Harry and the Henderson’s as the worse family movie father of all time? I mean… he let a goddam Sasquatch into his home?