Russell Wilson Meets His Nemesis
I love the Rams. They are a trolls of the NFL. Jeff Fisher is a bad coach, but he keeps his job probably because he manages to get this silly team with more talent than it deserves to occasionally just screw over better teams. But really, it’s usually always the Seahawks. I don’t know what it is. Maybe Jeff Fisher spends all camp designing plays just to screw over the Seahawks. Maybe it’s because the Rams have an incredible defensive line and the Seahawks biggest weakness is the O-line. Maybe something about the Rams is just so raw, so real, so unmarketable that human brand machine Russell Wilson simply cannot compute properly and shuts down robocop 2 style.
The Seahawks have so1me flaws, maybe slightly worse than previous seasons but they will be fine, so enjoy the tears and soak in the panic now while we can before Russell Wilson Bullshit reasserts itself and they make the playoffs and the 2012’s get irritating again. I never really understood why the Rams always get him. He was hurt this week, but this isn’t a new phenomenon. They just seem to get the Seahawks. I know they have a superior defensive line, but it’s not like that line seems to come in really handy against other teams. Russ is the best QB in the NFL at escaping and making things happen with his legs on the improv, but the Rams chokeslam him while merely pressuring other teams. It really is like kryptonite. Kind of like how the Peyton Manning Colts always seemed to lose against the Chargers for whatever reason. At least those Chargers teams were good. The Rams are terrible.
The Rams have been such a huge waste of talent under Fisher. It’s a shame really. Stan Kroenke doesn’t care about the team at all and just wants to build his little LA empire while the team putters about. Fisher will likely get his extension and stay the coach until the Rams new stadium and city is complete. They will continue to gut out terrible wins and losses and troll the Seahawks.
Rumor has it fisher is getting an extension. I’m not so sure if I believe it though. As to why do the Rams wreck the Seahawks so often? It’s a bit of everything from that trash o-line to fisher knowing what to play and when. I just call them the Seahawks kyrptonite.
it’a like some bullshit math thing where seahawks are greater than or equal to x team unless x = rams.
If I go crazy will you still call me Superman…
Pete Carroll in that game tho
https://vine.co/v/5nbTOBAJdFQ
“BUILDINGS 1 AND 2 FELL INTO THEIR OWN FOOTPRINTS AT FREEFALL SPEEDS! BUILDING 7… HEY! ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME!?”
“so1me” flaws…
I spent way too long trying to figure out if this was clever word like “h8er” or something before realizing…just a typo.
https://gfycat.com/PossibleLonelyFinnishspitz
That’s some high-quality derp right there.
I think Jeff Fischer gameplans solely for the seahawks every year because he knows if he beats them the Kroenke can’t fire him.
Don’t the Seahawks always do this? They either lose or barely squeak out a win early against teams they should dominate, then scare the crap out of all the playoff contenders at the end of the season?
Also, a funnier analogy would have been to the Green Lantern’s lame weakness to the color yellow.
The Rams are the most prominent example of a “kryptonite” team I’ve ever seen. They can beat teams in their division that make it to the Super Bowl, but they can’t make the playoffs or even finish above .500. And 4 of the last 5 against the Seahawks is insane. Not sure any other team could do that.
Last time someone went 4-1 vs. Seattle in their last 5, Seattle was in the AFC, Joe Montana was a Chief, the Raiders were in LA, and Wade Phillips was the head coach of the Broncos.
Don’t forget the Saints. We always give them hell.
This team sucks though. It’s apparent that we’re abysmal, and Goff looks like one of the worst mistakes anyone has ever made(as far as football goes). At least RG3 was great for a season, Goff isn’t even good enough to beat out the guy who has lead the team to 9 points in two weeks.
At least we’ll get a really high draft pi….
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fuck…
Sooo, are the rams your second favorite team Dave? Mine’s Oakland
Pretty sure Fisher has incriminating photos of Pete Carroll and Stan Kroenke. This would explain his wins against Seattle and how he keeps getting contract extensions. Also Philly, we’ll trade Cutler and a pack of cigs for Wentz.
And Dangeruss would be 0-2 if Kenny Stills knew how to catch as well as he can flip off the American flag
Thank you for the Nano Bubbles inclusion i still cant with that
I love the expression on the ram’s face.
You just really hate us Seahawks fans, don’t you Dave? I can’t remember the last Seahawks comic you’ve done where you haven’t stabbed us in the gut and ground salt into the wound.
I think if I didn’t live in the PacNW I’d probably hate you less but in general yeah, I can’t stand bandwagoners and the fanbase is currently full of them
on an individual basis you guys are fine but on the whole the 12 thing is just the worst
The Pacific Northwest is filled with Seahawks fans? Who’d have thought…what a bunch of bandwagoners!!
Hey Dave, I’m going to head to the sauna and complain about how hot it is. Want to join me? Seems like your kind of thing.
loloolooolololol
ey man, i just wanna say congrats on marrying up. nice jorb. even tho u a gntz fan. i been diggin ur posts for many a week. i’d throw $ in if i wasn’t poor. believe it, this is one of the few spots where there is some intelligent (or at least respectful) commentary week-to-week, and I appreciate it.
I dunno why, but this year’s Seahawks seem different. Last year it looked like they just had a few issues to fix, and they would be fine. This year, they really look legitimately bad. They looked awful against Miami and should’ve lost if it weren’t for Kenny Stills forgetting how to catch a pass, and got totally shut down by the Rams. Maybe I’m wrong, and they’ll turn around as always and make the playoffs easily.
The best part is the adorably derpy ram. The look on it’s face kills me.