Dez Bryant Week 5: Pez in Charge
Thank you for putting up with this week of stupid comics based around puns of Dez Bryant’s name. It may have been very stupid, but I had fun. I still really like the idea of a Dez Bryant brother who is actually a Pez dispenser. We’ve got a long offseason ahead of us and nothing is happening, so there will probably be more stupid to come. Fair warning. I’ve got a few more Dez family jokes in my dispenser but I’ll try to keep them in the tank for now.
There will not be any new comic tomorrow. You had two extra comics this week, I don’t want to hear any bitching.
To the commenter on the last comic who asked why Pez can’t be the Prez. This is why. You can’t trust that man around the nukes. What if he coughs and a brick flies out and hits the button? Actually that makes me wonder about Pez’s anatomy a little bit more. If you pat him on the back too hard, does he shoot out Pez? If he vomits, does his neck just open and have bricks shoot out?
Did anyone actually use Pez dispensers? I was..iffy on it as a child. They tasted like harder brick shaped versions of smarties to me. Kinda chalky. But most of the time I didn’t care about actually loading the dispenser and I just ripped open the top of the candy package and ate them like that. It was too much of a hassle to actually use the dispenser, and half the time it wouldn’t even work right. The brick wouldn’t come out far enough to drop into your hand, or everything would jam. The dispensers may have been various degrees of collectors items but ultimately they didn’t work well as toys, which is what kids want. Pez is kind of a dumb candy.
THIS IS Sparta’s dream came true. Too bad millions of lives have to depend on Pez.
Prez>Trump btw
Thank you Dave (even though it wasn’t a dream)
Yay, our wishes for the Pez-idendt came true.
In an off topic thing; tomorrow I’m graduating high school as my class valedictorian with a 3.88 GPA (I go to a small school) I’m sure you don’t care, but it does give you an idea of how old I am
The future is bright with this one.
I knew I couldn’t have been the only teenager reading these comics!
Congrats! and Good Luck!!
I Actually just graduated from Highschool Wednesday.
Holy shit ya’ll a bunch of youngins
Thanks y’all
I thought you were a lot older. Your writing skills will help in college.
Didn’t you say you colored this drunk while watching the Warriors/Thunder game? Or was it a different comic
I was totally drunk coloring this comic and it took me like twice as long to finish
It looks as good as the other ones so that’s why I asked
Coloring is the easiest part to do drunk because I just slop colors around and then clean it up later
If I was drunk during linework you’d notice
>says “I don’t want any bitching”
>prepares for bitching
>grabs popcorn
I wanna know what’s going on in Jason Witten’s locker in the first slide
Its discount sexy rexy
apparently humping squirrels have become the new sexy rexy
But rejoice! We crossed the halfway point of the offseason this week!
No one else sees the squirrel in jason’s locker?
everyone knows Pez Dispensers are not for Pez Candy….
I have never used a pez dispenser, but I do have a dispenser that shits jelly beans through a bear’s ass.
Mouseover gag is gold.
but like who is pez’s dad? Or they all children of a pez dispenser? Is the dad just like an actual pez thing or did a gypsy curse him? I need answers Dave
More humping squirrels! XD simply amazing
I feel like if Fez got into a game, he’d try taking off his helmet and catching it in there.
I’m not a native English,speaker, can somebody explain the Pez pun to me? What is a pez?
A pez is some kind of weird candy dispenser. Generally it has a head on the top that you flip up so the the candy comes out. Problem is, it doesn’t work most of the time so you end up breaking it and dumping the candy out.
Happy Memorial Day TDP readers!