Johnny & The King: The worst pun ever
Apr04
on April 4, 2015
at 12:01 am
There is a huge sense of satisfaction knowing I made people read this whole comic for that terrible pun.
A lot of people hate puns. Those people are dumb, because puns are the best. Making people laugh is fun, but there is nothing sweeter than delivering a terrible, terrible forced pun with as much glee as possible to a circle of friends and laughing maniacally as your friends curse you, groan and tell you to shut up.
This is a top 5 Dave pun right here. I hope you groaned. I hope you groaned hard. I hope you are groaning right now. Muahahaha oh my god football please come back
I can almost see the shit eating grin on your face.
oh dear god.
can I have my 20 seconds back?
April Fools was 3 days ago, Dave.
You are truly a man after my heart, Dave.
…That answer clarified nothing
Badumtiss
OH DEAR GOD MY PUN-O-METER
Your hilarious commentary made up for the terrible pun. Have a Happy Easter!
URGH. Rarely have I wanted the ability to electoshock people through the Internet more than right now.
I appreciate your sense of humor Dave. This is like putting a song on in a restaurant or bar that everyone hates and then watching them have to suffer through it. Or going up on stage for an open mic night and then bombing on purpose.
I was hoping for a joke about Laron Landry’s all natural biceps.
BOOOOOOO!!!
Amazing. Well done sir. Though it’s too bad Johnny couldn’t break his crack habit. I hear it’s hardly a snap to do that.
That is absolutely terrible. However I also did laugh out loud, so I can’t help but feel partly responsible ….
I laughed. A lot. But now I’m filled with this gnawing existential dread.
that is indeed a terrible pun. Such a card, can’t be dealt with.
Groan*
Puns like this one are the best part of the Internet
What happens to a tree when lightning strikes it? It gets sapped
Making Puns about drugs is bad and can misstep into turning into. Bad trip.
I have nothing to say about how bizarre a pun this is.
I do not regret the pun; I regret its execution. By saying “coke” in “cane” so early, the pun was projected. “Soda” into this “walking stick” would have been a less obvious reveal later on. I love puns! I am sad I did not get to groan.
And I think you meant, “hollowed out cane.” By the very fact that it is owned by Johnny Football, there is no way that cane is hallowed…
Johnny and the King is becoming truer and truer….
http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2015/05/johnny_manziel_getting_help_fr.html