Ride the Dolphins!
Mar17
on March 17, 2015
at 12:09 am
Been a while since I made a dumb visual pun and the Chris Boreland news broke too late for me to do anything with it, though I’d just refer back to the punchline of the previous comic if you want my opinion on that 49er news. Thursday’s comic will probably be about that as well unless something huge happens.
I never expected Suh to the Dolphins. I didn’t think they had the money, but the new GM on the Phins clearly has a better idea of what he’s doing than Ireland did. They got rid of Mike Wallace and his terrible contract, they got Kenny Stills for the disappointing Ellerbe too.
I can’t wait for the penalty flags to fly the first time Suh touches Brady.
For some reason I feel like South Beach will mellow Suh out. At the very least it’ll help his public image. Something about Suh in Detroit just felt like a “bad guy” thing, but in Miami he may be able to shed that dirty look.
There’s never been a bad guy in Miami! Everybody say good night to the mellow guy.
Tannehill is actually one of the more underrated QBs in the league right now, with a fully healthy offense, I’d expect him to make big strides this year, even with the absence of Mike Wallace.
He’s above the Andy Dalton line at least. Worth paying for.
You should do one with Luck trembling at the thought of Watt & Clowney crushing him & newly signed Texan Vince Wilfork ready to eat another QB (since you already had him eat Tebow).
Something about Jaguars and A-Bort-ing a mission?
Dude, Dave. I’m in north-east England and I’VE got a better idea of what Miami’s doing than Ireland did.
Still not sure that Suh’s utter beast nature is worth the drama he brings, but eh. We’ll see how it pans out.
When will he be building his elite money mobile suit, by the way?
Good to see the Jaded Fan stereotype again too, mind. He’s been working out, he toned up a lot.
Do not doubt Dawn Aponte’s cap voodoo.
Suh will be wearing #93 in Miami. Just sayin’
*Borland
Whoosh!
I want Suh to end Brady’s career
you seem like a stand-up guy.
I have never understood people hating players enough to wish injury on them. Don’t get me wrong, there are players I hate with a passion, but I’ve never been happy when they were hurt.
You’re a party pooper. I don’t hate Brady, the guy’s one of my favorites especially relative to the contemporary QBs in this league. Truth be told I want him to play as long as he can and I think he’s got a nice amount of years left.
@L7 please take that back, you hurt my feelings
As a Jaded Fan, I have to say that the Suh signing doesn’t have me squealing with delight. The team has overpaid for a dirty player one more kick in the nuts away from spending a long time on his own couch. (I’m sure he’ll behave far better than Incognito and Ochocinco did in Miami.) I would have hoped for a better use of money during this frantic free agency period, but I admit it’s still a better move than anything Ireland tried.
JJ Wildman + Air Wilfork + JD Clowney
damn
I bet Suh can’t wait or two cracks a year at Geno and the Jets; that’s got to be worth 3.5 sacks at a minimum.