John Elway goes to work
Jan17
on January 17, 2015
at 12:10 am
I wanted to make a Jim Tomsula joke but his incredibly poor interview with the 49ers radio show was enough of a joke as it was, so I went with plan B: call Elway a horse.
Elway looking like a horse will never not be funny to me. My KSK post yesterday was about it, too. He seems like a competent GM, though. I’ll give him that.
My biggest concern is the likelihood that John Fox will hire Kyle Shanahan as the Bears’ OC.
Is that a slightly obscure borderlands reference in the tags? I love you, dave.
John Elway was the horse but somehow HE rode TD.
Re: the alt-text, when talking about saying “yes” it’s spelled “yea”, not “yay”. I think the “nay”/”neigh” thing stands because thatsthejoke, but since horses don’t say yay…
I wonder if BoJack Horseman roots for the Colts or the Broncos…
Back in the nineties I won two titles with a coach named Shaaaaa-na-haaaaan
Then I came back to Denver as GM, and I had a fiiiiiiive-year-plaaaaaan
And I’m trying to get Peyton to leave
He’s been awful since before Christmas Eve
I guess I’ll just tell John Fox to take the fall
And then give Teeeeee-bow a call
No, I won’t give Teeeeee-bow a call.
Fuck Tebow.
It will never cease to amuse me that one of horse-faciest people ever played football for a team with a horse as a mascot.
You could have done one about the new Niners Coach being Ron Jeremy, but I guess we burned that one out when Stan Van Gundy joined the Orlando Magic.
Is there a joke behind the Agro tag I’m missing?
Nevermind it’s that fucking stupid horse from Shadow of the Colossus.
Regardless of how hey on plays (not defending him) once he leaves that team will go to crap I gaurentee either Julius or Demarius doesn’t resign and the defense will crumble once ware is does (he’s already in early 30s) I give them one or to more years and this team craps the bed the hav a good OLine LB and Cb butt lack of line and a offense (which is weird to say when peyton is at the controls) but one year then they flop
Broncos have enough young pieces like whichever receiver stays, miller, anderson, etc. To be relevant with Osweiler, but it’s the crap kind of relevant where it’s not good enough to win anything significant. Osweiler is not the future in my mind, Kubiak or whoever is their new head coach needs to find a better qb option for the future.
this is my favorite hovertext
I’ve only just found this comic today. I’ve been reading each one straight back. And only NOW do I find out there’s hovertext?! I have to reread ALL THOSE COMICS?!?!?!
*sighh* Goodbye, productivity.
Yo, you forgot to tag Artax.