The Unfunny Clown
Aug14
on August 14, 2014
at 12:21 am
I am a man who loves a bad pun, but I am dreading the first big Clowney sack this year, because you just know this joke is coming, and oh man, it’s going to be awful.
And I’ll probably still tweet it anyway because I have no shame.
Too late Dave…
I mean, I already named my fantasy team Jadeveon Clownshoes, so I have no defense.
You DO have shame, Dave. Just go back and rematch the 2013 Giants.
Oh it’s coming, alright…
After what has been shown from him in training camp, we Texans fans just refer to him as The Merciful Beast after he allowed two RBs to live instead of completely destroying them
“My name is Suh, how do you do?”
Personally I wish Leger Douzable would start owning out of nowhere. After each sack he could say “Yeah, you just got Douzabled!”
Then he’d excitedly throw down a bunch of paperwork and say “fill out these forms in triplicate and send them to your representative at the Douzability office to see if you qualify for Douzability payments.” There’d be a little sack dance after this miming a guy in a wheelchair.
Alternately, if anyone Clowney concusses should be described as having Clowns Syndrome.
The worst part about a name like Clowney and Clinton-Dix is everyone already knows the punchline. It’s what makes names like Barkevious great, you can get creative with them.
You have some Glennon neck going on in that second pannel
Welcome to clown town where Pennywise is the lesser evil.
Fantasy football team is the Clowntown Megawatts
It’s funny because he didn’t get a sack until his second or third season in the league