Jim Irsay gets punished
Jun07
on June 7, 2014
at 12:01 am
Having your drivers license revoked for 1 year when you make more money than god and can afford people to drive you anywhere you want seems like a lean punishment.
Also, I have an announcement. From here on, asking “WHERE IS THE SEXY REXY” is taboo. I will still be putting them in there, but more subtly so they don’t annoy people who don’t care for it (Yes those people exist, it’s a critique I have received). I’m not stopping it because it’s harmless, but I will be trying to hide them better.
If you can’t find the sexy rexy and comment as such, I will edit your comment into a comment about farts.
I cant fart as hard as I want to
You can fart if you want to, you can leave your friends behind.
‘Cause your friends don’t fart and if they don’t fart then they’re no friends of mine.
SAY
We can fart where we want to; places they will never find
TEST FART, I FART GOOD
Also I am the one who commented on your reddit comment HI DAVE! I swear I’m not stalking you like the Rodguhs state farm guy.
I have a friend that’s a Redskins fan who gets visibly upset whenever anyone says “Sexy Rexy”. It’s wonderful.
I can’t help but feel like a lot of us would’ve gotten more than one year without a license for Irsay’s shit. Players I can understand getting lenient deals because they produce on the field and they’re the faces everyone knows. I don’t like it, but I get it. But owners? What the hell does Irsay do that his son or daughter or wife or whoever can’t? No reason to slap him on the wrist.
That sucks. He’s rich so he can buy himself out of trouble, but when it comes to the working man…
I smell the fart
In the motion blur of the chopper blades?
MY FART
I had to get it out of my system. sorry
IIRC, the one year license suspension was mandatory because he refused a roadside BAC test. That’s standard procedure. He still hasn’t actually had a meaningful court date yet.
True, that he can just pay someone to drive him around now (something He should have done in the first place) but this doesn’t vary at all from the normal punishment. He still has to go to court for the misdemeanors (I think that’s what they are now).
Just go to Walmart, Jim, it’s even big enough to land your helicopter in the lot!
GO RANGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(This is for your girlfriend dave)
I like the scent of very smelly farts.
So instead of “Where’s Waldo”, we get a game of “Who Farted”.
I just meant that we get a bit more internet fun 3 days a week.
Although a game of “Who Farted” is pretty funny!
Had Isray been a player, the Ginger Hammer would have surley banned him for life
Dave, gonna do a comic about Kaepernick’s mega contract?
BREAKING NEWS: JIM IRSAY ARRESTED AFTER SEXY REXY FARTING SPREE
A COMMENT ABOUT FARTS
haha checkmate
I think I’m clever but I’m just a fart
Why is everyone talking about farts did I miss something?
Look at this guy who can’t read bolded statements in the blog post
You expect me to read stuff outside the drawing? When did this webcomic become so elitist?
Fart like the wind, Bullseye
Fun fact: if you exclude the value of the Colts organization (which isn’t exactly fungible), Irsay’s not a billionaire. Not even close to one. I ain’t sayin’ he’s poor (his non-Colts assets are about 400M), but compared to NFL owners? He’s one of the poorest guys out there. I mean, Peyton Manning is going to make profit this year (43M+) similar to what Irsay is likely to (44M~) (not including other investments).
Again: not saying Irsay is poor. Just that, y’know, he’s basically got an income on par with a star athlete right now (by decade’s end, Tiger Woods will be both more dramatically fungible than Irsay, and have a higher net worth).
I found the Sexy Rexy…and I immediately farted. FYI
PSA: It takes a while for the NFL to give their version of due process to players and owners alike. Remember: nothing’s happened to Ray Rice yet
I smelled my fart and nothing happened.
Also PEOPLE DON’T LIKE SEXY REXY!!?? BURN THE HERETICS!!!
Anyone else just strolling through looking at random comics and comments.