Aldon Smith is a big stupid idiot
Apr15
on April 15, 2014
at 12:01 am
Jeez, just two days after I upload a comic defending the 49ers, Aldon Smith gets arrested for suggesting he has a bomb in LAX.
Aldon Smith you are a big stupid idiot and I would tell you to climb a tree and stay there but you already tried that and it didn’t really work out
Have they actually released a transcript or something with his exact wording? A friend of mine was detained once, because someone walking by heard him say “Explosive”… in a diarrhea context, but they didn’t catch that whole bit. If it was something along the lines of, “I’m going to be late. Do you really think I’m carrying a bomb?” And I really, really would not put that past TSA. Not saying all TSA are idiots– some are incredibly professional, and good at their jobs. Some are also mouth-breathing trogolodytic bullies using their position to take their anger and inferiority complexes onto others. I can also see a professional football player making things worse by copping an attitude at the audacity that a plebeian would dare treat them like anyone else. I could ALSO totally see Aldon Smith just being retarded himself and saying, “Yeah, I TOTALLY have a bomb.”
However it ends up, the situation is stupid, and the 49ers higher ups have just got to be face-palming to a prodigious degree.
Just “some” TSA agents?…
It’s also worth noting that reports are saying he was inebriated during the arrest. Considering he went into rehab for alcohol problems last season, that is not a very good sign.
Apparently now he had a Maccies before the cops got to him.
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The sign that says ‘Remove shoes’ goes on to say ‘order of Sexy Rexy’.
I once said to a TSA officer “do you really think I’m carrying a bomb?” and proceeded to say “you’re all just a little army of Hitlers.”
In hindsight, I was VERY lucky not to be detained. Though maybe the fact that I was white, teenage and female went in my favor. I’m now in my 20’s and a lot more sensible.
But the TSA are still Hitlers.
And I’m not surprised it was Aldon Smith yet again. Why would I be? If it were Peyton, Romo or Brady, THEN it would be surprising. I got a feeling this guy’s just asking for it. He’s an idiot who’s now probably on the no-fly list.
How would he get from city to city to play football? Should’ve though of that before he said ‘bomb’ apparently drunk (also unsurprising).
President Clinton gave the convocation address at my school one year. We were given strict instructions by the Secret Service: anybody who even jokingly says the word ‘bomb’, ‘gun’, etc. would be immediately removed, detained, & processed like an ordinary criminal, with no exceptions, because they couldn’t risk doing otherwise. I imagine the TSA has similar protocols in place.
I would imagine they do. Especially so because they’re airports.
Badges? We don’t need no stinkin’ badges!
This reminds me of the scene in Meet the Parents where Gaylord Focker gets arrested in the airport…
Lol BOMB BOMB VOMV VOBMB BOMBOM BOM BOM BOMBS
It would be a sight to see Aldon walking around in a pair of gold pants…
I just love how sad he looks when he’s getting arrested