Blake Bortles’ Girlfriend
Blake Bortles is one of the top QB prospects this draft. He plays the highest profile position in the most popular sport in the country. Yet if you google his name, 90% of the pictures are just his girlfriend. The attractiveness of his girlfriend is mentioned in every story about Blake Bortles. Combine interviewers reportedly asked him about his girlfriend. He did a short video with Steve Mariucci where Mooch asked him a bunch of rapidfire technical questions and then went all perv and asked him about his girlfriend. His girlfriend is more popular than he is on twitter. Is she a celebrity? is she a public figure in any way? Nope, she’s just a hot chick.
Honestly I don’t get the hype. She looks the same as every other QB girlfriend. Every year QBs come out of college with super hot girlfriends. Why Mr. Bortles’ girl is getting all this attention I don’t know. She’s blond, thin, big chested, and tan. That’s like QB girlfriend 101. Go google past QB girlfriends. They are all the same girl. I bet next year we get one that looks just like her.
I wonder if Blake is still getting an ego boost from all this or if he’s annoyed that people who are supposed to be interested in his football skill are instead looking at his girl.
80% of the time, if you start Googling Athlete X (especially football), Google Autocomplete usually spits out results like “Athlete X girlfriend’ and “Athlete X wife” which is pretty shameful considering what else is on the Internet.
Inspired by the guy commenting as Ryan Leaf down below, I googled “Ryan Leaf girlfriend”
I think I found the exception.
Also, if you google “Ryan Leaf Wife” the top result is a picture of Peyton Manning.
Ah, Brady-Tannehill Syndrome…
I read the alt text Dave, even in its current flat-chested brunette form.
Hey, at least Jeff Ireland wasn’t at the Combine this year. Imagine what he would’ve asked Bortles and Sam.
Is it my imagination or is there no sexy rexy in this comic?
Nevermind I finally saw it…
kind of white girl that go all left eye on yo house burn yo shit down like andre rison LOL
bj got a 505lb on da pelvis thrust lol
i’m surprised you didn’t put the sexy rexy on her but i suppose that would’ve been just too much sexy for one comic to handle
Just another Lauren Tannehill.
Will she be able to unhinge her jaw and swallow a wildebeest like Russell Wilson’s wife?
No one interviewed MY girlfriend.
Is it wrong that right after reading this, I googled Blake Bortles girlfriend?
Of course not. It’s a perfectly legitimate investigation, since you heard it here first.
I has the sads. Mr. Haden, you have the con now.
In a draft where the biggest news to date has been the first openly-gay likely prospect, glomming onto the straight guy with the hot chick is kind of hetero-reinforcing the situation.