Will Levis Dreams
Jul17
on July 17, 2024
at 12:01 am
I think if you go back in time and read all the offseason comics you’ll probably find one each year that is pretty much the moment the offseason cracked me
For the rest of July and maybe early August there will only be one comic per week, maybe 2 if I feel inspired. Probably on Fridays, maybe on Wednesdays. The dry season is here and on top of that, I seem to have strained a tendon in my thumb so I need to make sure it gets some rest. It’s July, go outside, and experience the joy of the world for a little while before we reel it back in.
Wow, how’d you manage to strain your thumb eating a burrito, that takes skill
Hey Dave I have a question.
What the fuck?
Dude, between you and in case, what’s going on with great webcomic writers hands?
What in the actual fuck?
Yep, Dave’s lost it again. So is Mayo one of the hot coaches or not?
Can’t wait for the cartoon picks in week 9 between those two
Also “go outside and experience the joy”
Unfortunately, we are in Houston. None of that “going outside” stuff here.
Brings me Jack in the Box undercooked burger nightmares.
P.S.: Stretch ’em before you wreck ’em.
Thumb Day!
That must’ve been one hell of a burrito.
Where’d you get it? So I know where I can avoid getting one?
This is still less gross than actual mayo in coffee.
Man, the Swickmeister got the strong stuff, yo.
Alternate Dreams:
-Levis is traded to the Carolina Panthers
-Levis’s dreams feature exactly the same things as his life, confusing him.
-Levis’s home gets overrun with mutant raccoons
-Levis reads this comic and goes WTF
-Levis is paralyzed in his bed
-Levis is back in his high school, but everything is out of hand
-Levis is in a car that FLIES OFF THE EDGE OF THE BRIDGE
-Levis is at practice when a tornado warning occurs, so he evacuates into the facility, WHICH CONTAINS AN ESCAPE AIRPLANE. They exit through a door in the roof.
-Levis walks through the Kentucky campus, when the unrealistically nearby Twin Towers get struck by two hijacked airplanes, so he hides in a conveniently located bank safe.
-Levis toggles between being in the video game and playing the video game.
-Levis’s bed becomes animate and aggressive, so he wakes up paranoid.
-Levis gets overrun by walruses (and Andy Reid) as “I am the Walrus” plays.
-Levis dreams about being met by extraterrestrial organisms, who reveal some weird stuff to him.
-Levis is told that “you can’t spell “Titans” without “tits”” and finds out he has moobs. WHAT THE FORK.
-Levis embarks on a wacky Happy Wheels-style journey.
Dave please take your medication
Whatever happened to Kurt Warner’s Arena Bowl Ring guy?
Hi. (Same guy; diff account)