I got a new tablet and since it’s the offseason I’ve mostly been dicking around with it since who cares it’s June half my readers aren’t even here. Except you. You are. That means you are cooler and sexier than[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Dan Marino. One of the greatest QBs of all time. A veritable legend who absolutely changed the game of football. You can pretty much use a fan’s opinion of Dan Marino as a way to decide if that person is[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Gonna do a bunch of predictions based on ~~vibes~~ before training camp really starts up. NFCE Eagles – The Eagles didn’t get noticeably worse this offseason and drafted many good players. They did lose both coordinators. Gannon was bad, but[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I know I said I wasn’t going to make any more comics this week but sometimes inspiration hits when it decides it wants to hit. After seeing this vital report from Jason B. Hirschhorn on Twitter on Monday, I could[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Okay so first off I apologize for the inconsistent updating, this is the most social and busy summer I have had since pre-covid and I think there might just not be Monday content till football returns and I’m back on[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
We’re back in Alt Uniform Reveal Season! So far, the results are pretty good, and most of what is coming is also shaping up to be pretty good. Unfortunately, the Colts threw themselves into the ring and managed to make[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Adios you piece of shit. Welcome friends. This is a week over 20 years in the making. A week I genuinely never thought we’d actually get any time soon. The Bastard finally flew too close to the sun and pissed[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
WHAT A MESS! One of the things you learn when you first buy a house is how much shit is wrong with it. Sure, the inspection saw some things, and if you were lucky and pushy enough you got the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Failure at football defines the Snyder era. They’ve been outshone in this department by the likes of more snakebitten franchises like the Browns or Lions, but it cannot be ignored. You don’t win when your team is run horribly, and[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This is, I hope, the final comic I make with Dan Snyder. Tomorrow’s comic will be about what’s next. I want the image of him riding into hell to be my final image of him. And as such, it’s time[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
