Jake Butt. Jake Butt is a real name. Jake Butt plays Tight End. Tight End. This is the kind of thing that even those bad “Epic Movie” style parody movies would consider too on the nose for a joke. Butt he’s real. He[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
So lets talk about the trash fire that is the Chicago Bears. We can start with Mitch Trubisky and the draft situation. Lets call it a mess. Chicago trades a bunch of stuff to move up a single spot to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
So it actually happened, Marshawn did it. He came back for a chance to play for his hometown team. It’s a hell of a thing. Marshawn goes to the one team he probably always would have wanted to play for,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
It was a busy weekend, so I apologize if this one feels undercooked in any way. Undercooked like a Phil Simms booth comment. Boom, got’em! I was not expecting Jay Cutler to end up an analyst. I expected Cutler to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
So I realize a comic about Brock Lobster being a Brown is long, LONG overdue, so let me explain why. This is basically a slightly updated version of the joke I came up with the day the news broke. I[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Blaine Gabbert has a job. Lol. The Arizona Cardinals signed Yo Gabba Gabba to a one year deal to duke it with Drew Stanton for the right to play when Carson Palmer gets murdered by week 6. I guess good for[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There you go. You can stop whining about it. I finally drew Tom Brady as the goat. I don’t know why so many people wanted me to call Tom Brady the Goat and draw him as such. I mean, I’m[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
So during the recording of this week’s DRAW PLAY PODCAST Sam and I came to the realization that the infamous Wardrobe Malfunction from the Patriots/Panthers Superbowl might be the “where were you when JFK was shot” for football fans. It is[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
He can’t keep getting away with it! Seriously how do teams keep giving Ryan Fitzpatrick money? How is this still a thing? Ryan Fitzpatrick has entered his 12th year in the league. 12 years. That’s how long this dude has[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
We live in a strange world these days. Hot Takes dominate sports media. Skip Bayless, Stephen A Smith, Cowherd…folks like that made their name on hot takes before the term hot takes were even a thing. I’m kind of torn[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
