Lost a little bit in the playoffs news has been a surprising little tidbit that Calvin Johnson may very well retire. It’s not final yet, but apparently he told his family and his coach that was the plan. It comes[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
One of those silly things that pops up every year around this time is simulations of the game by multiple people in multiple ways. Madden, Tecmo Bowl, throwing darts at a wall, it’s all utterly pointless but it’s still kind[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
ANNUAL POST YOUR PUPPY PUNS TIME! The 2015 rookie class Barkus Mariota Dante Growler Jr Todd Grrr-ly Breshad Pomeranian Byron Bones Jameis Wishbone Stefon Diggs up the backyard Ron Ruffera Ben McAdoodle Jed Yorkie Joe Philbone Todd Food Bowels Bradley[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I knew the Broncos could do it. I didn’t think they actually would, but I knew they could. I smelled an upset for 2 weeks because of the hype and the instant crowing of everything Cam does. I didn’t have[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I hate it when you tell yourself to not do something so much out of worry that you end up doing it by accident. Alright, it’s time for one more lengthy thinkpiece about Cam Newton because the internet doesn’t have enough[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Was Eli stressed because he now could no longer hold his two rings over Peyton’s head? No. Was Eli thinking heavily because his own team had suffered so many late game losses that he knew more than anyone that the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Eli will always be a big dorky kid to me. But it turns out Peyton might be a bit of a scumbag. I’m sort of withholding complete judgement on this Peyton story for now. Bottom line is I think it’s[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Part of me really enjoys the offseason because I get to explore some of my different ideas without feeling like I have to comment on current football news 24/7. Rob Ryan losing his job and deciding to move back home and[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I haven’t talked about Ben McAdoo yet because we hired him during a busy time, but I’m okay with him and eager to make lots of McAdoo puns this year. McAdoo felt like the heir apparent to Coughlin when we[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Most animals have some sort of designation term for a large grouping. A gaggle of geese. A murder of crows. A herd of buffalo. A litter of cubs/puppies/kittens/anything adorable. A pack of wolves. A school of fish. A swarm of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
