Just in case you weren’t aware, Brock Osweiler is 6’7. He played basketball in high school too, which means the announcers of the world have yet another player with that particular tidbit that they can milk once or twice a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Archive for December, 2015
I’ve started to think the Cleveland Browns are less football team and more performance art. I mean really, how does this happen? Over and over and over and over again? How have they not, in all this time, not gotten[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Just when I thought I couldn’t find Joe Buck any more irritating he comes into this season with the worst hobo-scruff I’ve seen in a while. Come on, Buck. Do you even have a mirror in your house? Are you[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This comic was long overdue with the crazy offseason the Eagles had but I’m glad I finally had a good time to make it. The 2015 Philadelphia Eagles are a confusing enigma of football. Are they good? I mean, they[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Every year it seems like there is a division that under-performs to a hilarious degree. Last year it was the NFC South. The year before that it was the NFC North. It happens. Every year I read the same articles[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Bonus points for anyone who gets the historical reference. JJ Watt broke his hand in practice this week but will still play against the Patriots. Maybe he broke it trying to hard at literally anything. Maybe he saluted too hard,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Well so much for the Bengals. They had a good run. At least this year when the Bengals get ousted in the wildcard round it’ll be Andy Dalton’s fault in a different way. Yeah okay maybe I’m being pretty pessimistic here[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
If the first half of the season had everyone ignoring the Vikings, the second half of the season seems to have everyone ignoring the Chiefs. I can’t say I blame people for it. They looked good week 1, then faltered[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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