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Sexy Rexy Rises Again
I’m so happy. I never thought this day would come. I’ve been forgetful in my duties these past few months because honestly I’ve been waiting for him to retire. I’ve made up my mind that when he officially retires, I officially retire the gag. After a year off I was kind of anticipating it. He hasn’t been a starter since 2011, got cut by the Browns last year then denied them at the end. It felt like it was over. Then today happens and my love for Rex has re-ignited and I can’t wait for more Rex Grossman. Rex Grossman fever is back.
Wrote a thing for Uproxx about it already
Then made a flowchart:
I kind of wonder if he and Kyle Shanahan are secret lovers. They were together in Houston, and Rex followed Kyle to Washington, then Kyle went to the Browns last year and Rex followed him again, before getting cut. Now Shanahan is the OC of the Falcons and boom, Rex is back. Those two are joined at the hip. Rex probably impregnated Kyle’s wife and Kyle needs to keep him employed so Rex can pay the child support.
That’s not a sex cannon, that’s a sex howitzer.
That’s not a sex howitzer, it’s a sex Schwerer Gustav.
technically i think that’s roughing the passer
You sir win the Internet.
Nah, nah nah nah. We’ve been over that this week already. Matty Ice was NOT in the act of passing. He was in no way a passer at the time he got Wang Chunged.
This is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.
If anyone can make the Falcons not a remedy for insomnia, it’s the true sexy rexy.
At least we can all see this Sexy Rexy.
It looks like Hotlanta just got a case of the sexy….
Thank you based Rex
Unrealistic, Sexy Rexy’s dick is obviously much bigger in reality, and his cockslap could easily kill somebody
Rex is just one of those dependable backups that can help the team win games and keep the offense competitive. I wonder if Dan mr Snyder and griffin have a love affair. He’s the league’s worst starting qb, yet he’s crowned the unquestioned starter every season.
No other comic you ever do will live up to this one. You’ve peaked.
This is incredible.
I suspect when he takes the field it’ll go down something like this:
https://youtu.be/1z4y8o0jOKc
You know, I think I’ve read all your comments. And I always thought Sexy Rexy was Rex Ryan. This has completely turned my world upside down.