Yeah now it’s time considering Collins and OBJ is gone and all. Eli will probably be here for one more year to help redshirt whoever the Giants will draft in the first round before the guy takes over. Hopefully by that time, the offensive line will start to stop sucking. This is depressing with that trade, hope the Giants draft someone good with those picks.
As a fellow diehard Giants fan, I take the opposite approach. GOOD. RIDDANCE. I don’t care if this sets us back 1 year or 5, I can’t stand his attitude, and I am happy as hell that he’s gone. I will watch Eli check down to SaQuads over and over and over and I will be smiling. I danced the jig of a thousand kicking nets last night. We even burned one in gracious acceptance of our deliverance.
That’s not to say he wasn’t a monster on the field *when* he was in the zone and uninjured, but just like Tiki’s retirement in ’06, I think we’re better for the move. He was a constant me-me-me-me-me-me headache, and I don’t care if your quarterback is a coked-up Trent Dilfer, you do not throw another player under the bus publicly.
Basically everyone in the NFL can be traded if the price is right for both teams. This is why you don’t poopoo trade rumours no matter how unlikely. Because there probably was a conversation and there’s a chance there could be an agreement at some point.
You could be a Panthers fan, watching every OL get picked up elsewhere, and wondering whether or not it’s worth even fielding a team next year. But we signed Taylor Hienke!
At this point with Hurney, I’m happy as long as he doesn’t extend some older, obviously past-his-prime player to an extension just to make it look like he’s doing something.
Take some solace that at least he’s going to the Browns. If there is a team that deserves some success, it’s the Browns. Now if only Fitz could ditch Arizona and get a shot with a team with a chance, then there would be some real karmic justice this season.
Hey, remember that time the Patriots went 18-1 because of the Giants? Just think about that and feel better.
meh. you’re drinking woodford reserve, can’t be that bad. we’ll be worried when you start pounding christian brothers. “the spirit so bad it made the news.”*
I realized that by holding down on the slider and moving it back and forth I can make Dave pick up the bottle and drink and put it down again. This is absurdly fun
well… uh… at least ya still have Captain Rocket-Pop?
seriously, though, holy crap how your loss is our gain, Mayfield is gonna have targets for daaaaaaaaaaays! OBJ, Landry, Njoku, Chubb, our offense is stacked.
for all hearing impaired people heres the tweet for ya! *Dave chugs a quarter of vodka while in a an angry yet surprised yet sad mood* *dave puts vodka down* Dave: FUCK
Great now all the hearing impaired and or blind people who are using speech assist are going to think Dave is on a diet or a woman for drinking vodka instead of whiskey.
i know im late but how about the jets? we play in the same stadium and while we are just as disappointing our gm office is just a giant piece of non sound proof glass so you know everything thats gonna happen with no surprises!
Lol… the Giants are in full rebuilding mode. Time to replace Manning and you have the assets but you also need more offense than Barkley
Yeah now it’s time considering Collins and OBJ is gone and all. Eli will probably be here for one more year to help redshirt whoever the Giants will draft in the first round before the guy takes over. Hopefully by that time, the offensive line will start to stop sucking. This is depressing with that trade, hope the Giants draft someone good with those picks.
As a fellow diehard Giants fan, I take the opposite approach. GOOD. RIDDANCE. I don’t care if this sets us back 1 year or 5, I can’t stand his attitude, and I am happy as hell that he’s gone. I will watch Eli check down to SaQuads over and over and over and I will be smiling. I danced the jig of a thousand kicking nets last night. We even burned one in gracious acceptance of our deliverance.
That’s not to say he wasn’t a monster on the field *when* he was in the zone and uninjured, but just like Tiki’s retirement in ’06, I think we’re better for the move. He was a constant me-me-me-me-me-me headache, and I don’t care if your quarterback is a coked-up Trent Dilfer, you do not throw another player under the bus publicly.
Odell’s gone to the farm to play with his best bud Jarvis.
Oof.
How ’bout them Browns though? They might be OK
It does seems like they’re going to try to make sure Mayfield’s potential won’t get fucked over.
Yeah mate. Feels. If the season started today, I could not bring myself to watch the Giants…
BS trade rumors, you say?
Basically everyone in the NFL can be traded if the price is right for both teams. This is why you don’t poopoo trade rumours no matter how unlikely. Because there probably was a conversation and there’s a chance there could be an agreement at some point.
The rumors that were shot down were in the range of two firsts and Zeitler. That would have been ludicrous. This was reasonable compensation.
As a born and raised Browns fan, I’m feeling dangerously optimistic
Did you wake up this morning feeling that way?
Is there any other way to wake up in the morning? I can’t remember anymore.
I got an odd odd feeling too…. is this what hope feels like?
You could be a Panthers fan, watching every OL get picked up elsewhere, and wondering whether or not it’s worth even fielding a team next year. But we signed Taylor Hienke!
At this point with Hurney, I’m happy as long as he doesn’t extend some older, obviously past-his-prime player to an extension just to make it look like he’s doing something.
*whispers in the background*
Who? Torrey Smith? Really?
Fuck.
One could say this is almost like karma for all the Browns comics you drew. Not that we weren’t laughing along with you, but still……
They weren’t exactly unwarranted and he at least acknowledged that we weren’t a laughing stock this season.
Take some solace that at least he’s going to the Browns. If there is a team that deserves some success, it’s the Browns. Now if only Fitz could ditch Arizona and get a shot with a team with a chance, then there would be some real karmic justice this season.
Hey, remember that time the Patriots went 18-1 because of the Giants? Just think about that and feel better.
Wow, Gettleman straight up fucked you guys lmao
dang, just realized that you guys are going to waste a couple years of Saquon Barkley’s career at the very least, yeesh
I expect this to be in a modern art museum one day.
I don’t think I’ve ever really bought the “pain produces great art” argument until now.
meh. you’re drinking woodford reserve, can’t be that bad. we’ll be worried when you start pounding christian brothers. “the spirit so bad it made the news.”*
GO BROWNS!
*achewood.
When I first read this I read Pounding Christian Ponders. Would have been a great fantasy team name circa 2014.
Pounding Christian Ponders, a Chuck Tingle literary experience
I realized that by holding down on the slider and moving it back and forth I can make Dave pick up the bottle and drink and put it down again. This is absurdly fun
Dang, I honestly thought you guys were going to beat us for the division, on paper the Giants were clearly the best team, what happened?
I don’t know what to say. I was pumped about signing Richardson. I liked the Vernon trade. But I never thought they’d pull off something like this.
Browns gave up way too much for OBJ
Gulp, don’t sip.
Look on the bright side: we have very good reason to see the Browns be competitive next year now!
well… uh… at least ya still have Captain Rocket-Pop?
seriously, though, holy crap how your loss is our gain, Mayfield is gonna have targets for daaaaaaaaaaays! OBJ, Landry, Njoku, Chubb, our offense is stacked.
for all hearing impaired people heres the tweet for ya! *Dave chugs a quarter of vodka while in a an angry yet surprised yet sad mood* *dave puts vodka down* Dave: FUCK
Great now all the hearing impaired and or blind people who are using speech assist are going to think Dave is on a diet or a woman for drinking vodka instead of whiskey.
I thought OBJ got traded to the Browns, not the 1979 Buccaneers.
i know im late but how about the jets? we play in the same stadium and while we are just as disappointing our gm office is just a giant piece of non sound proof glass so you know everything thats gonna happen with no surprises!
Assuming it was full when you started, that bottle is just about right.
This all makes The Draw Play Number 292 even better!
To fit the mood, anybody care to post a link to a snuff video? Just asking.